How yall dealin with chatty patties?

[Big Woadie]

Real rap.

So 2 of my homies (altho to be honest Im gettin sick of em real quick lately) are certified bona fide chatty mother fukking patties. It's a funky relationship we have since they moved far and out and we see each other once a year. Anyway, for some reason, we keep this facebook chat goin, talkin shyt like we used to back in the day. Even though........it ain't back in the day no mo.

They keep going and going and GOIN with it, they in mid 30s and it's just not funny anymore to me. It's the same old shyt. For fukk sake b. Switch up. Can we talk anything remotely close to serious? No? OK.

So I got fukkin fed up and called em out over it. Told em how pathetic is to have grown men goin back and forth and back and forth for ages on subjects like "remember when we were crushin dem foreign suga walls in 07" and "finna gettin black-out drunk on a weekend".

They got super salty. One of them sayin how I turned into straight up stuck up fakkit. Him callin me a fakkit led to him askin if I even have the girlfriend I claim to have...and started with the "you aint got no girl you lyin to us you never showed her pics or her t*ts to us"



So...I guess in effort to be a funny breh...he sends my girl....a friend req. He never met or saw her in his life. I told him he a punk ass. My gf deleted the req cos she don't know who he is. I told him he a punk and a beta fakkit for that.

What should be my next move?

Additional info, relevant; since I dont go anywhere without my camera, I filmed the last time we got together on our annual meet...I filmed that shyt for memories and he got drunk, leading to quite nice amount of film him grabbin random t*ts ass and talkin stupid shyt. He got a wife and kids. I know her, cos all of us went out back in the day when they just dated.





Nah I wouldn't do that. But I could use it for empty threats. He begged me for days to delete that and not to put it on any youtube. But social media is silly to him and I'm a bytch for gettin mad at him sendin friend req to my GF.

 

[Blackout]

So you ain't gonna post not one dame smiley?

Negged.

 

[Big Woadie]

So you ain't gonna post not one dame smiley?

Negged.

Damn yall ruthless b.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

you are being a chatty paddy right now tho :chattypaddy:

real men dont ruin other mens marriage because they got clowned on a facebook chat :chattypaddy:

how can a real man say facebook with a straight face? :chattypaddy:

 

[Justise M]

i talk over them, and never let them get a word in

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

you are being a chatty paddy right now tho :chattypaddy:

real men dont ruin other mens marriage because they got clowned on a facebook chat :chattypaddy:

how can a real man say facebook with a straight face? :chattypaddy:

Net for not using pause

 

[Primetime21]

cats in the OP sound straight 2nd childhood status

 

[Big Woadie]

Net for not using pause

Coooold blooded :rickjames:


the Nas joint.....khat damn....gotta be honest never gave that album a listen......damn near every line ether for these fukks

i should just ignore em...

 

[Couth]

Calls his homies chatty patties

Proceeds to post multiple paragraph story about some bullshyt and assume i'm gonna read it.

Lol.

I don't associate with nikkas who talk too much. You sound like a chatty patty. Keep doing what you're doing.

 

[Big Woadie]

Calls his homies chatty patties

Proceeds to post multiple paragraph story about some bullshyt and assume i'm gonna read it.

Lol.

I don't associate with nikkas who talk too much. You sound like a chatty patty. Keep doing what you're doing.

I get what your sayin breh. I'm ventin on forums tho. It aint too serious. Plus lets not spread the ignorance. This hip-hop forum breh. It's about words, a lot of em.

 

[Nomadum]

OP,

Sounds like you went a little too hard on your people. I know you say y'all not cool no more but it does seem kind of fukked up that a homie you was kicking it with a day ago about dumb shyt is now all of a sudden mature overnight. and I'm not saying you're immature and suddenly became mature because I don't know you but you have to see it from their perspective too.

If I was you, and I wanted to preserve the friendship I'd had with them, I'd apologize and explain how you disagree with the immature subject matter being discussed on a regular and how you'd like to see your homies on the say shyt you on.

either way, I think you flew off the handle a little too tough.

 

[Big Woadie]

OP,

Sounds like you went a little too hard on your people. I know you say y'all not cool no more but it does seem kind of fukked up that a homie you was kicking it with a day ago about dumb shyt is now all of a sudden mature overnight. and I'm not saying you're immature and suddenly became mature because I don't know you but you have to see it from their perspective too.

If I was you, and I wanted to preserve the friendship I'd had with them, I'd apologize and explain how you disagree with the immature subject matter being discussed on a regular and how you'd like to see your homies on the say shyt you on.

either way, I think you flew off the handle a little too tough.

I personally think we cool just off the habit of bein homies. We don't live in same cities anymore, we moved on with our lives, this whole "virtual barbershop" shyt is just tryin to rehash the 2003 again...

And it aint comin back.

I dont regret goin too hard on em. I find their act pathetic. You can't call me stuck up faq goin crazy over a sent facebook req.....after you sent me dozen messages/reminders not to "leak" any of the compromising footage from our reunion

First off, that shows me they dont know me like that. And it also shows me that their mind is always in the place of chatty pattiness. They think in gossip therefore they paranoid with gossip.

hence them being paranoid and constantly reminding me bout that footage. But if they knew me, like really knew me, they would know I couldnt care less bout puttin that footage on the internet...they would know I wouldn't even bother chopping that video up and putting that shyt out there....

but they didn't know.........because they're fukkin chatty patties

 

[Nymbus]

I didn't read that essay but I dapped you up cuz it's friday
ok then bye I guess.

 

[flea]

they fukkboys and u should get rid of them. real talk.

 

[Nomadum]

I personally think we cool just off the habit of bein homies. We don't live in same cities anymore, we moved on with our lives, this whole "virtual barbershop" shyt is just tryin to rehash the 2003 again...

And it aint comin back.

I dont regret goin too hard on em. I find their act pathetic. You can't call me stuck up faq goin crazy over a sent facebook req.....after you sent me dozen messages/reminders not to "leak" any of the compromising footage from our reunion

First off, that shows me they dont know me like that. And it also shows me that their mind is always in the place of chatty pattiness. They think in gossip therefore they paranoid with gossip.

hence them being paranoid and constantly reminding me bout that footage. But if they knew me, like really knew me, they would know I couldnt care less bout puttin that footage on the internet...they would know I wouldn't even bother chopping that video up and putting that shyt out there....

but they didn't know.........because they're fukkin chatty patties

Lol damn bro, them don't sound like homies at all. but I can understand where you're coming from. but you never know fam, dudes could be going through some personal shyt in their lives and utilize the virtual barbershop styled communications to help them cope with shyt. or could just be 2 dudes who really do see you as a friend and feel like you're changing up on them (in a bad way) after moving and shyt. I don't know breh. shyt just seem like a 0-to-100 move when they were just trying to kick it with they folks.