Hypothetical Open Relationship Question

[El_Mero_Mero]

First, off, I didn't put this in JBO because those guys would probably all just say "yes", cause they are sex-starved perverts. I come to the Locker Room for some logical people's perspectives.

Let's say your wife or your long-term gf (whom you are in love with) says she doesn't mind that you bang as many chicks as you want on the side, for as many years as you want (granted, you mighta already been doing it, but now you wouldn't have to be sneaky about it).

She says that this is okay, but she has 1 condition, you have to let her have an unprotected 3some with 2 other guys just once (not once a year, just once, the guys are completely STD-free plus sterile, so no diseases or babies will come from it).

Would you agree to these terms? Yes? No? Why?

 

[PaperEnterprise]

WTF. lol...NO ONE ENTERS MY QUEEN BESIDES ME!!!

 

[Arcavian]

No.

Dont get married if you want to fukk other bytches.

If my wife came at me with that bullshyt, she wouldnt be my wife.

Your wife needs to always be at a higher standard than some hoe on the street.

 

[Heafcliffe]

Her giving you the "pass" is the setup for her to fukk someone else....

She already doing it son.


To answer your question: bytch would be in the bushes. Deal's off!

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

First, off, I didn't put this in JBO because those guys would probably all just say "yes", cause they are sex-starved perverts. I come to the Locker Room for some logical people's perspectives.

Let's say your wife or your long-term gf (whom you are in love with) says she doesn't mind that you bang as many chicks as you want on the side, for as many years as you want (granted, you mighta already been doing it, but now you wouldn't have to be sneaky about it).

She says that this is okay, but she has 1 condition, you have to let her have an unprotected 3some with 2 other guys just once (not once a year, just once, the guys are completely STD-free plus sterile, so no diseases or babies will come from it).

Would you agree to these terms? Yes? No? Why?

 

[El_Mero_Mero]

Her giving you the "pass" is the setup for her to fukk someone else....

She already doing it son.


To answer your question: bytch would be in the bushes. Deal's off!

I feel what you are saying, and that 90% of the time applies in real life, but lets just try to stick to the facts of this hypothetical joint. I wanna see how people's minds work.

 

[AZBeauty]

Outside of my concern for her even agreeing to this in the first place, I would be absolutely alarmed that she stated with no condoms. I know some people are allergic to latex or don't like the "feel" of sex with condoms but there is no way I would agree to something like that.

 

[JAY?]

Yes
Shes not doing it behind my back
I'm giving her permission
She's only doing it once
I can now fukk whoever I want, whenever I want
I got off easy

 

[YouLoveMe]

Yes
Shes not doing it behind my back
I'm giving her permission
She's only doing it once
I can now fukk whoever I want, whenever I want
I got off easy

You share that girl.

 

[Illuminatos]

Yes
Shes not doing it behind my back
I'm giving her permission
She's only doing it once
I can now fukk whoever I want, whenever I want
I got off easy

Let me get it over with:

You share that wife, breh.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Yes
Shes not doing it behind my back
I'm giving her permission
She's only doing it once
I can now fukk whoever I want, whenever I want
I got off easy

COULD'VE DONE THAT ANYWAY. IT'S CALLED BEING SINGLE...

 

[Mr210]

No.

Dont get married if you want to fukk other bytches.

If my wife came at me with that bullshyt, she wouldnt be my wife.

Your wife needs to always be at a higher standard than some hoe on the street.

cosign

 

[JAY?]

You share that girl.

I'm not a jealous guy
I'm not scared of losing her
I'm not insecure
We got a beautiful family
I let her do whatever she wants with other females
Shes not really into guys

This is how I see shyt
I'm a good dude
I provide for my family
I do what I need to do to make sure every1 at home is good
My girl looks good but she ain't the baddest bytch there is
I think once in a blue I deserve an extra-bad bytch
Maybe a lil younger, a fatter ass, bigger t*ts
It's only sex, I won't care about the bytch
It would only be once

My girl deserve shyt like that too
A taller dude
Better lookin
Muscular
Bigger dikk
Whatever
Not everyday
But once a year? Y not?

Does she agree with me?
Nah
She wouldn't let me do this
But I'd let her

 

[JAY?]

COULD'VE DONE THAT ANYWAY. IT'S CALLED BEING SINGLE...

It's called an open relationship
U think u fukking virgins?
I don't equate sex with love

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

It's called an open relationship
U think u fukking virgins?
I don't equate sex with love

WHY BE IN THE RELATIONSHIP? THE WHOLE POINT TO THE RELATIONSHIP IS BEING EXCLUSIVE...

THAT'S LIKE SAYING "I ONLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU...WHEN I'M NOT fukkING OTHER PEOPLE."

EDIT:

IT'S LIKE PEOPLE GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO MAKE shyt COMPLICATED.