Let's say there's a rich guy and he's got a trophy wife. She's golddigger, but he won her over with gifts and stuff. He's in a small city, but everyone knows who he is. He's made his riches as a small business owner. He's got a 2008 Toyota Solara convertible and takes his trophy wife to the Sonic every Wednesday afternoon to get a milkshake.
Now, let's say there's low-income guy who came upon winning a lotto ticket of $1,000,000. He's single, grew up in high school with the rich guy, lives in the same town, and is jealous of his trophy wife. After taking his winnings of $630,000 after federal and state taxes were taken out, he goes out and buys a Mercedes-Benz C43 AMG 4MATIC convertible.
Anyway, the jealous guy knows the rich guy always goes to the Sonic on Wednesday afternoon. So he goes there, pulls up in the spot next to his. Looks at his trophy wife and says, "Get with the hero and drop the zero." She looks over. Steps out and gets into his car. He drives off. For the next couple months, the jealous guy does the same thing and goes to Sonic every Wednesday afternoon and gets milkshakes with his girlfriend/gold digger.
Now, there's a third guy, who is also a regular Joe. He didn't come from that town but knows the rich guy and the jealous guy because it's a small town. Regular Joe is your friend and you keep in touch with him. Regular Joe happens to win a lotto. But his winnings are $10,000,000. He calls you up to celebrate. During that dinner, he tells you about rich dude and jealous dude. And he confides with you that he is attracted to the trophy wife because she is a legit PAWG. Now, your friend gets all his finances squared away but asks you one question. He wants to steal the gold digger away from the jealous dude. And, he wants to do it the same way, drive up to the Sonic in the spot next to jealous dude's car and tell the girlfriend to get into his car. The thing your friend wants your advice for is what car should he get? He's not going to go after anyone else. He's dead set on doing it, and tells you it must be a convertible because she loves convertibles.
What car do you advise him to buy to guarantee his plan to work?
1. Ferrari 488 Spider
2. Lamborghini Aventador Roadster
3. Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet
4. Corvette ZR1 Convertible
5. BMW 8-series convertible
6. Jaguar F-Type convertible
7. Aston Martin DB11 Volante
8. Audi R8 Spyder
9. Bros before hoes... don't get a convertible and don't go after the gold digger. She ain't worth it. Ford GT.
Now, let's say there's low-income guy who came upon winning a lotto ticket of $1,000,000. He's single, grew up in high school with the rich guy, lives in the same town, and is jealous of his trophy wife. After taking his winnings of $630,000 after federal and state taxes were taken out, he goes out and buys a Mercedes-Benz C43 AMG 4MATIC convertible.
Anyway, the jealous guy knows the rich guy always goes to the Sonic on Wednesday afternoon. So he goes there, pulls up in the spot next to his. Looks at his trophy wife and says, "Get with the hero and drop the zero." She looks over. Steps out and gets into his car. He drives off. For the next couple months, the jealous guy does the same thing and goes to Sonic every Wednesday afternoon and gets milkshakes with his girlfriend/gold digger.
Now, there's a third guy, who is also a regular Joe. He didn't come from that town but knows the rich guy and the jealous guy because it's a small town. Regular Joe is your friend and you keep in touch with him. Regular Joe happens to win a lotto. But his winnings are $10,000,000. He calls you up to celebrate. During that dinner, he tells you about rich dude and jealous dude. And he confides with you that he is attracted to the trophy wife because she is a legit PAWG. Now, your friend gets all his finances squared away but asks you one question. He wants to steal the gold digger away from the jealous dude. And, he wants to do it the same way, drive up to the Sonic in the spot next to jealous dude's car and tell the girlfriend to get into his car. The thing your friend wants your advice for is what car should he get? He's not going to go after anyone else. He's dead set on doing it, and tells you it must be a convertible because she loves convertibles.
What car do you advise him to buy to guarantee his plan to work?
1. Ferrari 488 Spider
2. Lamborghini Aventador Roadster
3. Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet
4. Corvette ZR1 Convertible
5. BMW 8-series convertible
6. Jaguar F-Type convertible
7. Aston Martin DB11 Volante
8. Audi R8 Spyder
9. Bros before hoes... don't get a convertible and don't go after the gold digger. She ain't worth it. Ford GT.
And something tells me this is real
