I always thought one of the funniest things about The Shockmaster's debut was Sid's promo

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You've got Flair in the background like "Oh my god, oh my god :martin:" and you can hear Bulldog saying "he fell on his fukkin arse" :mjlol:

But the way Sid no sells the fukk up and just fully commits to cutting a Sid-ass promo during this fukkery always has me :deadrose:

"I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE BOY....":dead:

Truly one of the greatest moments in the history of our sport
 
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Booker's "Oh God" at 1:21 never fails to leave me :dead: says it the same way he does during the supermarket fight with SCSA.

Then of course Davey's "he fell flat on his ass...... he fell flat on his fukking ass!" :laff: :laff:

Too classic. :salute: to Sid for trying to keep Kayfabe alive.

*sid dap*
 
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Even if Tugboat hadn't tripped over the wall and fell down like he did the whole Shockmaster idea was stupid and destined to fail.

They spent no time on his look and just had someone spraypaint and glitter bomb a Stormtrooper helmet like no one would recognize it was a fukking Stormtrooper helmet and then finished the look off with an old white ladies house robe and a pair of Wrangler jeans.

Then they had some announcer guy do this voiceover for Shockmaster like he was Darth Vader.

At some point the helmet was coming off and someone was going to interview him and Tugboat sounds nothing like the Shockmaster voice at all and besides all that he was fukking Tugboat!

I wonder what moron was behind that idea.
 
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Still one of my favourite segments ever. One of the most ridiculous segments in history which is really saying something.

Yeah it always seemed to me like Sid saw everything going to shyt so he stepped up and tried to salvage the segment but man, that raging promo outta nowhere always makes me laugh. :mjlol:

Shockmaster'a outfit, including cheap-ass helmet, looked like it was designed by a 10-year-old.

It was actually Ole Anderson doing the voiceover for the Shockmaster promo at the end.
 
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Jello Biafra said:
Even if Tugboat hadn't tripped over the wall and fell down like he did the whole Shockmaster idea was stupid and destined to fail.

They spent no time on his look and just had someone spraypaint and glitter bomb a Stormtrooper helmet like no one would recognize it was a fukking Stormtrooper helmet and then finished the look off with an old white ladies house robe and a pair of Wrangler jeans.

Then they had some announcer guy do this voiceover for Shockmaster like he was Darth Vader.

At some point the helmet was coming off and someone was going to interview him and Tugboat sounds nothing like the Shockmaster voice at all and besides all that he was fukking Tugboat!

I wonder what moron was behind that idea.
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:dead::dead::dead: They gave zero fukks about dudes attire :heh:
 
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