I am a greater athlete than any female olympian.

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Brehs, real talk. I keep seeing all this talking about how these women are phenomenal athletes and things of that nature. Let's keep it one hundred, they are great athletes, but just in comparison to other women. Like that darth vader headed swimmer girl that 'won' her event without using her legs or whatever gay ass shyt she did. People keep going on about this girl, but she ain't shyt and do you know why? First, she is using drugs to do that, and second, she cannot fukk with men. Now i am not saying that i could beat her in the water bc she has trained for that her entire life, but put me and her in ANY other athletic event and i will smoke that bytch. I am bigger, stronger, faster, quicker, more agile. I am basically a superhero in comparison to her and all the other female olympians. And it is not just me. Any pretty good athlete male is better athletically than they are. Please let us not make this about disrespect in this thread, but i just felt that we needed to bring it back down to earth a little bit lol. Discuss.
 

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Now i am not saying that i could beat her in the water bc she has trained for that her entire life, but put me and her in ANY other athletic event and i will smoke that bytch.

Bruh, no disrepect or nuthin'...but i'll put my whole 401K on her against you in balance beam, floor gymnastics,
runnin' a lap on the track, triple jump, or who can open a pack of Pop Tarts faster.
 

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Bruh, no disrepect or nuthin'...but i'll put my whole 401K on her against you in balance beam, floor gymnastics,
runnin' a lap on the track, triple jump, or who can open a pack of Pop Tarts faster.
you assume that because she is a good swimmer that she is a dominate athlete all over. you would lose your 401 k bc i am faster than she is and a better leaper, she's a woman breh.
 

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and let me just clarify, i mean across the board. you may have some that can defeat me in a single category bc they have training and i do not, but i am a better total package. that's what i meant.
 

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you assume that because she is a good swimmer that she is a dominate athlete all over. you would lose your 401 k bc i am faster than she is and a better leaper, she's a woman breh.

No sir I didn't assume that...I didn't say a thing about her being "dominate".

I assumed she would beat you in the events I named.
Therefore, I don't believe you.
 

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and let me just clarify, i mean across the board. you may have some that can defeat me in a single category bc they have training and i do not, but i am a better total package. that's what i meant.
what does that mean though lol? You probably couldn't place top 100 in ANY track and field event breh...
 

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I'm faster than the 1st place female sprinter...she ran a 10.7, but I've run 10.6's before. And that was me 100% clean, you know the Olympic track athletes have taken something.

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YOU DONT RUN FASTER THAN ANY OF THE FEMALE SPRINTERS IN THE OLYMPICS.

YOURE NOT MORE ATHLECTIC THAN OLYMPIAN SERENA WILLIAMS.
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there is more to being an athlete than being fast. they may be faster but like i said, i am quicker, i am more agile, i am stronger, whatever it takes, i defeat them all across the board. And i am more athletic than serena williams in pretty much everything. the only thing she has over me is tennis ability bc she has been playing her whole life. if i had been playing as long as her i would whoop her ass in tennis as well. i'm stronger and faster and more agile than serena, these are facts.
 

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what does that mean though lol? You probably couldn't place top 100 in ANY track and field event breh...

track and field stars place bc they train for those events. i am saying that if this were like 2k and you had all these stats that made up being 'athletic' then my end number would be higher than any female olympians. they win bc they are SKILLED at what they are doing. Not because they are athletic freaks in comparison to athletic men. people in here seem to have trouble understanding that. there isn't that much athleticism that goes into swimming in comparison to say playing basketball.
 

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No sir I didn't assume that...I didn't say a thing about her being "dominate".

I assumed she would beat you in the events I named.
Therefore, I don't believe you.
the only reason you have to assume that is bc she does well in swimming, so you are thinking that bc she is world-class in swimming against women, who are weak to begin with, that she will beat most men in all-around athleticism, which is false. what exact athletic abilities do you think that she has over a very athletic man?
 
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