I been plowin some dude's girlfriend for about a month now

[CarbonBraddock]

Met some girl who told me she is living off some dude so she ain't got to work. She's always complainin about how clingy he is and saying that she needs me to come through and put in pipework. What I've been doin is hiring mufukkas in India and having them call dude while i'm with his girl. They are expert voice mimickers in India, and they will keep him on the phone for hours so I can do what i do. So he'll be thinkin it's 'his girl' talkin, but it's really another grown-ass man. LOL, last night, he requested 'phone sex' from Pindar, and my boy had dude talkin about wantin all kinds of homo shyt done to him. He was tellin another man that he wanted him to do unmentionable shyt and was askin Pindar to describe his breasts and shyt. Would be a tragedy if it wasn't so funny. Had the girl in the backseat of the Civic, striking like a mufukkin cobra. Discuss.

 

[Stir Fry]

@śïñe•qúå_nøn is the Indian equivalent of HustleMan and the Egyptian Lover rolled into one

 

[Heafcliffe]

Gotta find the original of this spin thread

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Call Mr. Plow, that’s my name that name again in Mr. Plow

 

[hayesc0]

Met some girl who told me she is living off some dude so she ain't got to work. She's always complainin about how clingy he is and saying that she needs me to come through and put in pipework. What I've been doin is hiring mufukkas in India and having them call dude while i'm with his girl. They are expert voice mimickers in India, and they will keep him on the phone for hours so I can do what i do. So he'll be thinkin it's 'his girl' talkin, but it's really another grown-ass man. LOL, last night, he requested 'phone sex' from Pindar, and my boy had dude talkin about wantin all kinds of homo shyt done to him. He was tellin another man that he wanted him to do unmentionable shyt and was askin Pindar to describe his breasts and shyt. Would be a tragedy if it wasn't so funny. Had the girl in the backseat of the Civic, striking like a mufukkin cobra. Discuss.

 

[bigdaddy88]

LOL, last night, he requested 'phone sex' from Pindar, and my boy had dude talkin about wantin all kinds of homo shyt done to him. He was tellin another man that he wanted him to do unmentionable shyt and was askin Pindar to describe his breasts and shyt.

i tell myself u cant make this stuff up, but yet again this is the coli

 

[MischievousMonkey]

You can monetize your writing talent breh

You'd make funny ass scripts. Key & Peele ain't got nothing on you

 

[Mastamimd]

Lmao what

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

Better go get yourself checked bruh. The nikka telling another man about his "homoeroticism" and ain't no telling how long he's been feeling like that, let alone acted on it while he's been with that girl you plowing.

 

[jdubnyce]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/she-wants-to-talk-to-me-all-the-time.738925/