I been with less than 10 women, one of them was really into Anal sex

[RickyDiBiase]

This was around 2008-2009, we dated for about a year

She looked like a caramel slightly thick version of Lynne Thigpen

Sweet woman, from the St. Louis area

Was really into porn, which wasn't my thing no judgement

So one night, she calls me tells me to come over, it was just before July

of course I head over, cause brehs

fukking this woman had a breh seeing stars.

if you been with a bad bytch AND she got good p*ssy, you blessed.

Man

I should've put two and two together when I saw taco bell wrappers and a tall boy of steel reserve on her dresser

bytch ended up shytting all over her bed sheets

then she yelled at ME like I'm the reason her room smell like toilet bowel and she ended up passing out.

I showered and dipped, we dated for a few more months after the fact till she ended moving to VA

She added me on the book years ago, and she just uploaded she got married.

 

[Harry Sax]

10 women? How many men?

 

[Charlie Hustle]

If she' drinks steel reserve and loves anal sex her mattress probably had all kinds of nasty stains beneath the sheets.

Spoiler

 

[RickyDiBiase]

10 women? How many men?

You'd have to ask my brother on that one

 

[boogers]

im not really a lothario, but i got a decent body count. i think i did anal with women maybe 3 times. theres no reason to do it. unlike men, women dont have a prostate in their ass to give them pleasure. if women experience pleasure from anal sex, its because they get off on either the discomfort, or they enjoy being extra 'nasty' to please you. of course there will be a handful of weirdoes out there who just love the degeneracy as well.

i dont understand why a heterosexual man would want to do that to a woman. unless she openly requests it, its pointless. a lot of women seem to suffer through this act for the sake of their men and i wonder what goes through their heads. "why does this motherfukker want to put it in my ass? is he gay?"

i'm an open minded guy but putting your meat in a womans ass is stupid. you might as well fukk the meat under her kneecap. its probably tighter, and theres no feces in there.

i dont think being into anal makes you gay necessarily but i think any man that actually cared about making her nut would focus elsewhere

just my 2c tho. i dont like dikk watching either.

 

[Amo Husserl]

This was around 2008-2009, we dated for about a year

She looked like a caramel slightly thick version of Lynne Thigpen

Sweet woman, from the St. Louis area

Was really into porn, which wasn't my thing no judgement

So one night, she calls me tells me to come over, it was just before July

of course I head over, cause brehs

fukking this woman had a breh seeing stars.

if you been with a bad bytch AND she got good p*ssy, you blessed.

Man

I should've put two and two together when I saw taco bell wrappers and a tall boy of steel reserve on her dresser

bytch ended up shytting all over her bed sheets

then she yelled at ME like I'm the reason her room smell like toilet bowel and she ended up passing out.

I showered and dipped, we dated for a few more months after the fact till she ended moving to VA

She added me on the book years ago, and she just uploaded she got married.

 

[Don Homer]

why are you telling us this?

 

[lowkey0z]

She looked like a caramel slightly thick version of Lynne Thigpen

 

[DonRe]

Aint nothing like a friday afternoon diarrhea sex story to start the weekend.

 

[VegetasHairline]

We didn't need to know this.

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

Aint nothing like a friday afternoon diarrhea sex story to start the weekend.

demonic.

 

[boogers]

i dunno how many of you guys have female friends, but im friends with a few girls with no shame. a couple lesbians too lol

some of the stories they've told me are illuminating

when women are constipated, they can put a finger or two in their vag and push against the 'wall' between their vagina and colon and pull stuck turds out. that shyt is a serious lifehack!

another friend of mine told me about something she did with a tampon, i wish i could remember it. it was gross as hell.

a lot of men would do well to make some tomboy friends. im not attracted to women like that, but they're just as good of friends are men are.

 

[MajesticLion]

Even Lynne Thigpen wouldn't believe this.

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

i dunno how many of you guys have female friends, but im friends with a few girls with no shame. a couple lesbians too lol

some of the stories they've told me are illuminating

when women are constipated, they can put a finger or two in their vag and push against the 'wall' between their vagina and colon and pull stuck turds out. that shyt is a serious lifehack!

another friend of mine told me about something she did with a tampon, i wish i could remember it. it was gross as hell.

a lot of men would do well to make some tomboy friends. im not attracted to women like that, but they're just as good of friends are men are.

 

[boogers]

kind of amazing that you took a post about lesbians come-hithering their turds out of their ass to focus on my implied sexuality

ive been with my girl for 7 years as of sunday. our shyt might be more missionary than i like but at least im not busting in a kleenex. go back to JBO.

(i wrote this in good humor i dont really care if you roast me)