"I Call/Text/Stalk Ex-jumpoffs To Check That They Still Living..."

[Blankthawtz]

"...... Thats how I take a HIV test!"

Thats what this 20 year old kid said at the pool hall yesterday while me and my homies was chillin...(son was basically sayin #fukkcondoms)..

Gotdamn.... I hope yall younger brehs ain't all out here with that same mentality... I know the AIDS scare ain't the same as when it first started but cut that invincible mentality out....

 

[ScottyG]

Nikkas say retarded shyt everyday b

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

Yeah he sounds like a weirdo.

He stalks them bc he's a creep.

And he's fukkin stupid in general.

No glove, no love brehettes.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Lmaoooooooo

 

[ScoopNScore]

Anyone can just buy a test these days and know their status from the comfort of their own crib if they scurred like that if he's not just joking, he finna be once he realize the Monster takes years to take a soul, and she could be getting treatments. Take a 1980s approach to HIV prevention brehs

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

I've actually turned down puss if i wasnt strapped

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I used to text jumpoffs I hadn't talked to in a while

"A loaf of bread, butter, cheese, and soup, right?"

Her: "umm, u must have the wrong number"

Me: "oh shyt, my bad. Oh, damn! I got a new phone and phone number and I'm still tryna figure out how to use it lol"

Her: Wait, is this Jeff??!!!!

Me: yeah lol

Her: What have you been up to??!!!!!

 

[Turbulent]

I used to text jumpoffs I hadn't talked to in a while

"A loaf of bread, butter, cheese, and soup, right?"

Her: "umm, u must have the wrong number"

Me: "oh shyt, my bad. Oh, damn! I got a new phone and phone number and I'm still tryna figure out how to use it lol"

Her: Wait, is this Jeff??!!!!

Me: yeah lol

Her: What have you been up to??!!!!!

 

[Mr.Plan B]

"...... Thats how I take a HIV test!"

Thats what this 20 year old kid said at the pool hall yesterday while me and my homies was chillin...(son was basically sayin #fukkcondoms)..

Gotdamn.... I hope yall younger brehs ain't all out here with that same mentality... I know the AIDS scare ain't the same as when it first started but cut that invincible mentality out....

Brazil, Canary, young Ronaldo
Miller convo, high with the sheek, Khalifa condo
Watchin Rondo, Boston George
On a cross with they closed caskets, before they open doors
I pray for Mecca, flood my neck up
I hit her raw, let her go see the doctors, that's how I get my checkup
Tables turnin, pots burnin
I don't hear them nikkas talkin, Def squad, Eric Sermon

FOH oldhead.

 

[YamakaSmacker]

This is a well circulated joke op. Take attention whores words as truth, brehs

 

[Blankthawtz]

This is a well circulated joke op. Take attention whores words as truth, brehs

i wanna believe this was all jokes...but dude was deadass when he said he don't get tested....u ever seen someone look at u with a confused face when u tellin em somethin common?...lol


"hello...Jasmine?....hey i heard u had a cold....u good?"

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

i wanna believe this was all jokes...but dude was deadass when he said he don't get tested....u ever seen someone look at u with a confused face when u tellin em somethin common?...lol


"hello...Jasmine?....hey i heard u had a cold....u good?"

 

[knickscrusaderm]

Yeah he sounds like a weirdo.

He stalks them bc he's a creep.

And he's fukkin stupid in general.

No glove, no love brehettes.

What's your body count