I can understand why adam and eve are depicted as cacs

[Scustin Bieburr]

Take two black people

Put them in an environment where they have everything they could ever want and need.

The maker of that place tells them "don't touch this tree. That's not for you"

Can you really see a black person saying "I know I've got everything I want but I kind of want to fukk around and find out "

Eve: what's that over there
Adam: .... it appears to be none of our fukking business

Eve: but this talking lizard thing said--
Adam:

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Correct.

God should have destroyed them and started over.

 

[TRUEST]

The story of Adam and Eve is Gods way of telling y’all the secret of life.

Men, you are to forbid your woman from having any conversation with any other men. What you say goes.

What eve did is like ur girl coming home one day and telling you “me and this guy were having some really deep conversations. He told me ….” - in this situation, god will bless you if you check her right then and there. On some Wtf? What kinda friendly vibes were you giving for dude to feel comfortable conversing with you?!!!

You only have to check your girl once like this. The good ones will learn. Apologize. And proceed to be family women.