I can't stop farting...somebody please help me

[Niqqa You Gay]

I been destroying my work area with rancid gas lately, it's like every 10 minutes I let out a killer cloud of hell smoke. The fabrics in this computer chair trap the smells so the chair just permanantly stinks. If somebody comes to my area to talk I quickly get up and meet them halfway because I don't want the bad looks and jokes like highschool NO! And even when i'm talking to them i feel my stomach rumbling and I aww man this is embarrisng...what to do/eat/not eat?

I love cheesesteaks

 

[Dwight Howard]

I can relate. I'm on antibiotics and I feel so bad for my colleagues. I literally farted every 3 mins for like 2 hours straight yesterday. Not the loud ones either...

 

[KravenMorehead™]

stanky booty lil boy

 

[KravenMorehead™]

the pastor was the only one that could stay in there through the blessings of god

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Sell your car man

sell my wha?

sell your car
man sell your mama's car i ain't sellin my muthafukkin car for that shyt man

my bad

yeah nikka don't say that...

 

[KravenMorehead™]

you wanna know something

huh

i love you man

man either be smokin or be passin that shyt man

 

[wickedsm]

Poor coworkers.

Get some gas X breh.

Don't make everyone else suffer with you.

 

[Rich Spirit]

Drink some Recovery Water

 

[KravenMorehead™]

i know you ain't got no gun,

but where the weed at



man i ain't got no SHUT!!!! SHUTT!!! SHUTHEfukk- DID I ASK YOU TO SAY SOMETH... NIGUH!!!!!!!!!!
SAY SOMETH... OOOOOHHH!!!!!!! SAY SUMN ELSE!!

 

[Buckeye Fever]

 

[Urban2100]

It could be the onions.

 

[Urban2100]

Or the cheese.

 

[Urban2100]

Or the processed meat.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Day day, is this yo cousin?

yea that's my cousin why

good. cuz you FIRED







and you lucky nikka i was just finna get up in yo ass


GIMME BACK MY PISTOL!!!

punk ass
tryta rob me nikka i'm PINKY!!!!!!!!






that nikka had me scared but I held my own fukk that

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I love fartin when workers at a store follow me around like im about to steal somethin.

The wal mart manager was followin me around one day, and i let out a silent one right before i turned the corner to the next aisle. Got to the aisle and all i heard was "FUFF!"

Musta been a stanky one for him to make up a new word n shyt