I caught a kitten with my bare hands today

[Formerly Black Trash]

It was meowing by my front porch
Grabbed it by the tail
Tried to stuff it in the trap but it climbed out and got away

 

[OGBIGBOY187]

fitting username for a fitting thread

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

BARE hands.

 

[Sterling Archer]

 

[kingdizzy01]

cat trap…even mcdonalds still cheap. fix your life g

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

What were u going to do with it once caught in said trap

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

It was meowing by my front porch
Grabbed it by the tail
Tried to stuff it in the trap but it climbed out and got away

If you want professional help next time

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

What were u going to do with it once caught in said trap

Keep it

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

fitting username for a fitting thread

Yes I'm two generations removed from my country roots

 

[Boogie]

Keep it

 

[Htrb-nvr-blk-&-ug-as-evr]

Really makes you wonder about the education level of the avg Coli poster…

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Keep it

 

[Paper Boi]

Tried to stuff it in the trap but it climbed out and got away

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Why'd you try to stuff it in a trap once you had it?!

You had a little meowing purring piece of heaven and you let it slip out your hands

Should've held it tightly to your chest and told it everything was ok now