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Benz L. Bo$$ington

This nikka Elvin right here
-Always had a struggle Afro
-Calling his inlaw Mom and Dad
(You grown ass man

-Married the most boring white washed women ever.
(Real talk everytime Sondra talked I'd get sleepy)
-None of the Huxtables respected him, but always at the house.
-let his wife be the man of the house
(That episode where Sondra was sick

He probably hit that one dusty vagina one time, got the twins and she locked it down.
-Afraid to put bass in his voice
-Might as well took the Huxtables last name :snoop
Elvin Huxtables Softest TV Brotha of the Century
Unless you can give me a more embarrassing negro