I commend you brehs who are good at getting 1 night stands

[Malcolmxxx_23]

that aint fair breh

U live in cali

I live in CACNada

 

[Red11]

I haven't had many 1-night stands, per se... like where you smash when you first meet the chick and then never fw her again?

But I have had more 1st-night smashes than I can remember. I mean like meeting a chick in the club and then smashing that same night. It's happened so many times over the 20+ years I've been f*cking women. But I guess I don't consider them "1-night stands" because they always turned into f*ck buddies for however long that lasted. I'd smash on the first night ever meeting them, but that's never where it ended. We always ended up f*kn for a min.

As for what's the "secret" to it? Idk if there is such a thing but I have noticed a few common themes over the years:

Every time that it has happened for me, I was clubbing.

90% of the time that it happened to me while clubbing, I was clubbing ALONE that night. Straight solo dolo.

Another common thread with each time it happened for me, it was always with a chick who'd been grinding on me all night. Idk if they get turned on because my sh*t poking them in the ass all night, or what.. but that's usually always part of the lead-up to us f*cking that night. Of course during all the dancing I'm usually in their ear, they grabbing my hands putting it on their p*ssy or titties, sh*t like that.

The very last time it happened was 3 years ago when I first moved here to Charlotte. It was a little different though, as I met this chick outside after the club. Slim sexy little chocolate thing with a little round little booty poking out her sun dress. Smh. I was lounging in the parking lot after the club specifically to get numbers and out comes stumbling her and her sister. I was all over that b*tch so bad breh. Had her laughing like a hyena boyy pulling out all my best 'dont give a f*ck' energy. I picked her up and carried her to her car like how a groom carries a bride But I think that did it though because while we was walking across the lot I was talking sh*t like yeah 'I like how you feel in my arms I aint letting you go tonight' and I just remember her squeezing my arms and saying okayy and then making me declare that I was "serious". Of course in my mind I'm like b*tch is you crazy you gotdamn right I'ma tear yo sh*t out the frame tonight and she just was like I gotta drop my sister off first and kept telling me not to go to sleep. Not going to lie, part of me didn't think it would really pop off for two reasons. One, she was drunk and so I actually felt like SHE was going to be the one to get home and then fall asleep or get too lazy to come back out. And two, I thought she could very well just be bullsh*tting or end up getting talked out of it by her sister. But sure enough, she blew my sh*t up before SHE even made it home talking about just making sure I was still up. I coulda fell the f*ck out I was so happy. Smashed her for a few months until she started having too much drama in her personal life. Hood sh*t. I had to fall way back.

But all in all, from my personal experiences, if there is some sort of "secret" to it- I would say that I don't know it... but that I do know that being dolo, having big meat for them to grind on, and being aggressive and straight to the point, helps.

This…usually kept in rotation.

 

[King]

*looks to the left and right*











Aight bruh check this out:
The key to doing that One-Hitter Quitter

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Is this:
She gotta be with it.

You: “Muthafucca I know that chit...But how do I know if she wit’ it wit’ it??”


Chill chill...your best chance is to be places/situations where you are most likely to
find somebody who is wit’ it.

MAJOR KEY: Here’s where a lot of dudes fucc up:
You go someplace and it’s hoes. You scan the perimeter looking for “which one do I want”...
...but what you should be scanning for is signs that tell you “who in here is ready to go right now?”

Real talk - we all know a nicca who can go anywhere and he seems to pull everywhurr he go.
That dude is a dude who can tell who is ready to go. What you might also notice is that nicca
don’t always be pulling the proverbial “baddest chick”...

What this may mean in practice is: sometimes you will take the L off the chick you really might
be feeling the most...but it will pay off on The Back End (bars/don’t ask me how) when you still
GSD and don’t remember what any of the other broads from last night looked like.

But basically: watch for the signs.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Nobody tryna smash some Lizzo looking broad for a quick nut

I’d rather beat my dikk with some premium lube to OG pinky and not have to worry about washing some stank thot off my dikk the morning after

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

This thread is too accurate. Been w mine for like 6 months now. I just wanted to smash

smashed something recently and she been kinda playing it cool. got me kinda shocked i mighta got out of this clean or at least have a cool FWB situation in the tuck.

def used to chicks kinda playing it strong with me and expecting me to hit them up all the time...not really into this one big time so im glad she's playing it like this. just not used to this

 

[WaveGang]

I've had a 14.

Turned down way more. I don't like sticking to one girl when I'm out. Would rather keep it moving.

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Bait and switch breh, let them think what ever they think and ones u bust… switch up the energy.

Ones you got a chick realising she is degrading herself by begging for attention they leave u alone.



Can’t be no thirsty fukkin nikka if you want to hit and run.


Wrap up tho.

so it's not degrading to yall to give your energy and body to someone you don't like?
are you not a thirsty fukkin breh for hiting someone that you want to run from?
it's the dichotomies and lack of self-awareness for me