I did one of the most ignorant things I ever done in my life

[flea]

so I slayed this broad I just met through Instagram and I didn't wear a condom so as soon as her uber came and she left, I grabbed a bottle of lime juice I keep to do shots of tequila with and I ran into the bathroom and drowned my dikk in lime juice. Like that's gonna fukking kill the AIDS I think I'm gonna have take steps to fix this drinking problem. I keep doing dumb shyt that's gonna eventually get me killed or thrown in jail. I didn't cum inside her but what if the bytch get pregnant? I gotta get my life together

 

[1thouwow]

 

[BaldingSoHard]

There's actually a good chance that would work tho, word to @Jahmal

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Pics...

 

[flea]

There's actually a good chance that would work tho, word to @Jahmal

Yeah I know he always jokes about that shyt and that's probably why it ran through my head but I'm being dead ass serious. Not alcohol, hydroge peroxide, I went with fukking lime juice

 

[NoChillJones]

so I slayed this broad I just met through Instagram and I didn't wear a condom so as soon as her uber came and she left, I grabbed a bottle of lime juice I keep to do shots of tequila with and I ran into the bathroom and drowned my dikk in lime juice. Like that's gonna fukking kill the AIDS I think I'm gonna have take steps to fix this drinking problem. I keep doing dumb shyt that's gonna eventually get me killed or thrown in jail. I didn't cum inside her but what if the bytch get pregnant? I gotta get my life together

disgusting display of self responsibility.

 

[flea]

disgusting display of self responsibility.

Yeah I know. I'm a piece of shyt.

 

[FlexPavilion]

Instagram........

Raw.......

Yeah, make an appointment to visit the clinic

 

[KplusK]

you don't have to worry bout getting aids from fukking her might get a whole lot of other shyt though
and where the hell did you get the lime juice idea from

 

[flea]

Instagram........

Raw.......

Yeah, make an appointment to visit the clinic

Yeah I'm gonna make that visit but isn't that shyt undetectable for like 6 months? 6 months of no sex what the fukk

 

[flea]

you don't have to worry bout getting aids from fukking her might get a whole lot of other shyt though
and where the hell did you get the lime juice idea from

Idk man I was hammered, lime juice is like a great natural cleanser. It felt like the smart thing to do at the time. Thinking about it sober, I'm kicking myself in the ass

 

[FlexPavilion]

Yeah I'm gonna make that visit but isn't that shyt undetectable for like 6 months? 6 months of no sex what the fukk

I don't know. If it does take that long, just be responsible and wrap your dikk

 

[lowkey0z]

that post nut clarity after seeing that uber drive off

 

[Yehuda]

What's that story people tell, if you mix avocado juice with some other shyt it will keep you from contracting HIV during a certain amount of time

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

meanwhile Your Mama is taking dikk slap shots with juicy semen to her eye lids and lips also tongue..