I discovered the meal that can make any woman's panties drop

[Nintendough]

3 slices of french toast with bananas, chocolate spread and syrup
2 eggs over easy
4 strips of turkey bacon
1 glass of cold water, with lemon



for dinner, serve at exactly 7:15 PM

 

[The 2020 New Member]

i'm sure she be wet AF while she's watching me eat all that stuff as she does the dishes.

 

[L. Deezy]

stopped at turkey bacon.. bytches only bust it open for real nyggas with real pork bacon. You gon be jerking off breh

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

 

[MushroomX]

Turkey Bacon, gotta have Pork, gotta have Spice. But is the french toast made with Texas Toast?

 

[RAX 010]

 

[L. Deezy]

lmaoooooooo.. just texted my girl the op menu..lol
she said "Too heavy! I wouldnt wanna screw after allat! He must mess with big joints.. only big joints get turned on by a lot of food"

lol

OP post still funny tho.. Imma make her that before I go see my other chick

she'll be knocked out sleep..
Thanks OP!

 

[YaBoy]

stopped at turkey bacon.. bytches only bust it open for real nyggas with real pork bacon. You gon be jerking off breh

Turkey Bacon, gotta have Pork, gotta have Spice. But is the french toast made with Texas Toast?

I don't trust a bytch that eats turkey bacon

 

[Maddmike]

I came in here thinking bout some Chipotle. That's a thot's Ruth chris

 

[Nintendough]

You want turkey bacon. Turkey will make her sleepy, chocolate to make her horny. After the itis nap she'll be extra cuddly and willing to let you stick it in after waking her up with kisses to the neck.

 

[*Angel*]

Seriously, I'd be turned on if my man made all of that. The only thing he has ever cooked was cut up hot dogs w/ canned baked beans. He has no chemistry with a stove.

 

[Nintendough]

Plus I don't fukks wit swine no mo.

 

[Ohene]

if a girls panties aint dropping at the very sight of you in the kitchen let alone what you cook

last time i cooked for a chick it was jumbo seasoned shrimp pasta glazed in tomato sauce with some sauteed green onions, red peppers and spinach.

the panties dropped

 

[MushroomX]

Seriously, I'd be turned on if my man made all of that. The only thing he has ever cooked was cut up hot dogs w/ canned baked beans. He has no chemistry with a stove.

Damn Dat low cooking skill

 

[Falcons258]

I'll feed her a helping of this dikk.