I Don’t Believe Pigeons Used To Deliver Mail

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Lol. Not that hard to believe for the ingenious.

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ability to plug an ancient artifact from a distant past into a technological device and extract sounds from it. Hear the voices of heroes and villains. Prostitutes and prophets. Saints and lunatics.

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Birds migrate. They just used the built in navigational system to deliver mail. The pigeons weren’t looking up street addresses or anything like that.

Well how was they delivering mail cause they would lead us to believe it was like this. nikka we’ve been lied to

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I use to deliver mail all the time as a side hustle when I was a Pigeon, never once did I deliver a message to the wrong house :rudy:


Meanwhile that bum ass human delivery service known as Fed Ex be messing up deliveries all the time :mjlol:


I still got homies that deliver messages that will leave a nice "present" on your car for trying to take breadcrumbs out their beak with this slanderous thread :ufdup:
 
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