I had a ugly ass homeboy once and i was so glad when he moved. I didnt realize he was tore back until it came time to hang out with some dimes i had. Hes like *she gotta friend* and im like

because i really had to evaluate if the two would be compatible. I asked ol girl what her friend looked like and shes like *pshhh i dont hang with no ugly bytch.

* Thats when i was like

So, we just hung out and played some cards. I kept the vibe non sexual because i didnt want to have ol girl in the backroom getting her back blown out while her homegirl is left in the living room with my homeboy like