I dont like my girlfriends "friends"

[mortuus est]

They are all corny, cant vibe or click with them, and i dont need super cac friends

my wifey is mixed, and well, most of her friends are annoying cacs that have never been around a real kneega

one of them even asked if i wanted to ride on his back

had to skip a dinner date with her tonight cause a bunch of them were going to be there fuk em

she got her hair and nails did but that wasnt enough to get me out the crib to be around some weirdos

 

[Lil Big Daddy]

Cant say I blame you bruh
I dont fk wit none of my chicks' friends and they're Black
Cant imagine if I had to fake da funk roun some cacs all gatdamn night

 

[KravenMorehead™]

one of them even asked if i wanted to ride on his back

 

[The Burger King]

Wait so is she your wife or your girlfriend?

 

[Couth]

You're not supposed to. Thats why they're her friends

 

[Supercoolmayo]

If your wife has friends they probably networking

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

Now see here, weren't you gay or somethin' of that sort? Could've sworn I remember, when I was a lurkin' that you were on tinder lookin' up, frothin' about eh, uhm, ehh.....man ass.

 

[mortuus est]

Wait so is she your wife or your girlfriend?

well shes my girlfriend but we live like a married couple

 

[mortuus est]

Now see here, weren't you gay or somethin' of that sort? Could've sworn I remember, when I was a lurkin' that you were on tinder lookin' up, frothin' about eh, uhm, ehh.....man ass.

oh being gay is part of my gimmick, sometimes i break kayfabe here n there but im str8

 

[Oceanicpuppy]

Does your girlfriend act like her friends?

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

You don't know how to fake the funk. You don't have to be friends with them. But, it's in your best interest to remain associates because when you fukk up she run to them for advice. Keep them all in the palm of hand even her family. They say keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

 

[CHILLL]

your girl knows you like tranny's?

well shes my girlfriend but we live like a married couple

 

[Oceanicpuppy]

Does your girlfriend act like her friends?

 

[CHILLL]

listen to this man

You don't know how to fake the funk. You don't have to be friends with them. But, it's in your best interest to remain associates because when you fukk up she run to them for advice. Keep them all in the palm of hand even her family. They say keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

 

[mortuus est]

Does your girlfriend act like her friends?

nah not really but ive noticed when shes around them she says some cheesy corny jokes that only they understand