I don't tell people this..but I fukked my algebra teacher in 9th grade

[observe]

Anyway I got into trouble in class so my algebra teacher had me stay after school..so I'm sitting in class after school playing Mario on game boy..she comes I over and tells me that I'm doing bad in class cuz I'm not paying attention ..I told her these problems are hard..then she says how hard..I tell I don't think I can solve em..she says I got a problem that needs solving..I ask what? She says this p*ssy..then she pulls up her dress..mind you I've only fukked 90 girls during that time in my life so I've never been with a milf only 25 year olds ..so we fukk ..

A few days later she calls my house and tells me she's trying to divorce her husband so she can be with me..I hang up the phone and get back to watching berestein Bears ..

Sadly she failed me

 

[Truth200]

 

[Ricky Church]

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

 

[SmoothOperator]

 

[Mowgli]

Anyway I got into trouble in class so my algebra teacher had me stay after school..so I'm sitting in class after school playing Mario on game boy..she comes I over and tells me that I'm doing bad in class cuz I'm not paying attention ..I told her these problems are hard..then she says how hard..I tell I don't think I can solve em..she says I got a problem that needs solving..I ask what? She says this p*ssy..then she pulls up her dress..mind you I've only fukked 90 girls during that time in my life so I've never been with a milf only 25 year olds ..so we fukk ..

A few days later she calls my house and tells me she's trying to divorce her husband so she can be with me..I hang up the phone and get back to watching berestein Bears ..

Sadly she failed me

You seem like one of them molested kids that was in the neighborhood hurting animals and smoking cigs at age 11.

 

[charmander]

I don't tell people this...














but I got a custom cake made a few months ago shaped like @BillCosbyAteMyHomework feet avatar and ate nothing but her cakefeet for a week straight

 

[observe]

This shyt crashes IOS devices have some sympathy

 

[observe]

You seem like one of them molested kids that was in the neighborhood hurting animals and smoking cigs at age 11.

Smoking cigs is prob why I'm 4'8

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Surprised you didn't snitch on yaself, phaggit.

 

[observe]

Surprise you didn't snitch on yaself, phaggit.

You think you're hating me now, but I've always thought you were a fakkit for dissing bi racial blacks in 2012 haha

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

You think you're hating me now, but I've always thought you were a fakkit for dissing bi racial blacks in 2012 haha

Go tattle tell bout then you worfless yuckmoufed rat fukk.

 

[observe]

Go tattle tell bout then you worfless yuckmoufed rat fukk.

No you don't get to disrespect my mutt brethren especially someone that has tried to get a billion dollar start up company get promos for black owned businesses during our history month

 

[Warren Moon]

On a real story for nikkas fukking teachers





My boy was fukking the school counselor our senior year and this nikka didnt tell nobody until she showed up drunk at one of our parties




We was all on it once we saw her but the nikka kept her to himself on some bs




Pretty sure he still hit her every now and then. The bytch was fat as fukk but it was the principality of the matter