I don't want to watch gay people kiss for the same reason I don't want to watch old people kiss?

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as well people I find really unattractive:pachaha:

you want to know the reason?

because of mirror neurons
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here is my hypothesis
when I see people kiss unexpectedly I reflexively imagine myself in the place of the kisser of my gender and what it must feel like. So that kiss between Sam and his boyfriend scene momentarily made me virtually experience a gay kiss, I did not want that and my reaction was:scusthov:

(the whole porn industry and general voyeurism related gimmicks rely on this mechanism, think on it breh how do you get aroused from porn as if you are there and why do you freak out when you watch something unsavory like 2 girls one cup (never seen it and proudly so btw:bryan:) )

then they added the cake (just saw that today) and my mind was blasted into a melange of gay gustatory/sensual experience without my consent
I feel violated and angry:to::damn:

full disclosure: I shielded my eyes several times now during the unexpected or unavoidable replay of "the kiss". Unfortunately this morning I was ambushed by the cake version. it felt immature but :yeshrug: just glad I could share that :sadbron:

so to my gay brehs, don't feel bad that I don't want to watch y'all kiss:scusthov: , I really don't care what y'all do, it's because I'm straight and my mirror neurons are complete :troll:s



*Prepares for barrage of boos and homophobic slander with a quick exit*
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Out here in my damn drawls
You know what? I don't care if I get called homophobic at this point, two men all loved up kissing gives me the involuntary, uncontrollably geebies :yeshrug:

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Had to stop going to porn sites because even when you put on the gay and tranny filters that shyt still creeps in every now and again :scusthov:

With that said, I'd still advocate for a fruit's rights to be sweet just because it's their lives to live, like it or not. Give the government an inch and they take a voyage on civil liberties :smh:




Kinda wish that we could merge all of these gay and 'genda topics in a sub-forum and call it "The Closet" :wrist:
 

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You know what? I don't care if I get called homophobic at this point, two men all loved up kissing gives me the involuntary, uncontrollably geebies :yeshrug:

p26EVRL.gif


Had to stop going to porn sites because even when you put on the gay and tranny filters that shyt still creeps in every now and again :scusthov:

With that said, I'd still advocate for a fruit's rights to be sweet just because it's their lives to live, like it or not. Give the government an inch and they take a voyage on civil liberties :smh:




Kinda wish that we could merge all of these gay and 'genda topics in a sub-forum and call it "The Closet" :wrist:
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when I see people kiss unexpectedly I reflexively imagine myself in the place of the kisser of my gender and what it must feel like. So that kiss between Sam and his boyfriend scene momentarily made me virtually experience a gay kiss, I did not want that and my reaction was:scusthov:

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Out here in my damn drawls

I don't watch like that anymore. I bookmarked videos that are guaranteed to put me in :noah: mode, tho


I found it hard to find good homegrown and legit Jill-off vids, so I said "fukk it" :camby:. I've been off to studio porn for a real hot minute. The dudes try to take over scenes, the women are fake and are barely into it, and camera men got homo angles and they talk too much :pacspit:
 
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