I feel 100x better when I dont jerk off in the morning

[john goodman]

Why isnt this advice more often given ?

Its like night and day... theres some real power in bals

 

[Non Sequitur]

 

[AllHolosEve]

! feel 100x better after ! rub 1 out or w!fey puts !t down, let that stress out....

 

[69 others]

jerk off in the morning i thought you were making all them big real estate deals and fukking all the bad bytches in philly

 

[john goodman]

jerk off in the morning i thought you were making all them big real estate deals and fukking all the bad bytches in philly

Ya like as soon as I get up before a shower

Im not fukking all the bad bytches... I do ok but could be better tbh

 

[charmander]

jerk off in the morning i thought you were making all them big real estate deals and fukking all the bad bytches in philly

this nikka beating his dikk as soon as he wake up

 

[WesleyBrownsJobQuotes]

Yeah, I feel like I waste my godly white sperm when I relieve myself in the morning.

Sometimes, it is better to save the energy, and let it manifest in more productive ways.

Hedonism is okay in moderation though. Off topic, isn't it interesting the sperm is

white... White as a symbol of the creation of life? Not surprised there though

 

[john goodman]

this nikka beating his dikk as soon as he wake up

Its called morning wood dipshyt

 

[69 others]

Ya like as soon as I get up before a shower

Im not fukking all the bad bytches... I do ok but could be better tbh

this nikka beating his dikk as soon as he wake up

i mean how thirsty you gotta be that the first thing you do is wrap your hand around your dikk first thing in the morning

 

[charmander]

Its called morning wood dipshyt

you know how most regular people get rid of it? they get out of bed take a piss and go do some shyt, not wake up jaggin off


you ol "it's already hard so i might as well" ass nikka

 

[john goodman]

I know im not the only one that wakes up hard

 

[thoushallhustle]

I masurbate every morning and night

 

[Broke Wave]

this nikka beating his dikk as soon as he wake up

*wakes up*

*wipes cold out of eyes*

*looks at dikk*

Lets see if this thing still works

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't

There's nothing wrong with a little morning glory once in awhile

 

[john goodman]

To be frank... I like to play with my dikk alot

Its thick and nice... impresses me every morning nh