I hate family reunions and buying gifts for people I don't care for.
I mean what the fukk is a person supposed to get for a sister-in-law? I was gonna skip out on the big family gathering altogether but was coerced by my parents, brother and his wife (

), they were like
'how you gonna miss out? what kinda son are you?' 
was tomorrow is gonna be annoying as hell. i'm just gonna eat and try and duck out early. all this fukkin christmas spirit and shyt

throw that in the bushes
christmas was fun when you were a kid, but as an adult