Reality
Make your own luck.
Disclaimer: This is a fukkery repost from reddit (I don't have siblings 
, I just typed in "CTK Tinder" and it popped up in the results and there's a whole subreddit devoted this shyt 
).
I was laying in bed almost asleep and I got the alert on my phone from Tinder, my sister messaged me. I'm practically shaking as I write this up. My sis uses a lot of abbreviations so I wrote it out in proper english because I can't stand it otherwise, just a pet peeve
"Hey Broseph."
"Hey Sis."
"Are you in bed, don't you have meetings on Monday?"
"Yea, I'm in bed, but tomorrow I have jury duty, no work. What are you doing?"
"I'm in bed too, had a double shift today plus two classes tomorrow."
"And why are you wasting time on Tinder when you should be sleeping?"
"Well I was going to but I was a little surprised to see you here ... Looking for a rebound, huh?"
"Not a rebound, just trying to move on. What about you? Why are you messing around on Tinder?"
"Bored mostly, I don't need Tinder to find anyone.
"No shyt."
"Ha, what's that supposed to mean?"
Now I take a deep breath and carefully think of how to word what I want to say. The more I think about her, the more I'm attracted to her and the more I want her ... Badly. Maybe I am just desperate, maybe I'm just screwed up in the head. I just stare at the screen, my heart beating in my throat.
"Chicken." She texted.
"I'm not."
"You are. Tell me."
"Because you're hot as hell and you should have guys falling all over you."
"I do, I guess I don't really have the time to mess around with guys and I don't trust many here. You know me, I don't trust easily."
I stare at the screen again for awhile, I know what I want to say, but I don't know if I should.
"You trust me, no?"
"You're about the only one I trust, Bro. I don't know if I like the idea of you hooking up with some random girl on here."
"Why not? You're doing the same thing."
"I'm Tindering but I'm not hooking up with anyone, I've met two guys and they were creeps."
"Well what do you suggest I do? eHarmony?"
"I dunno. Just saying. Maybe I'm jealous."
"Why would you be jealous?"
"Because you're my brother. You should find someone that will treat you good, unlike the last biatch."
"Well you have to look in order to find a good one."
"True. I'm a catch and I already love you so you don't even have to try and impress me."
"You would be perfect relationship material. I'm jealous of the guy that'll get you."
"You're sweet. How long is the jury duty tomorrow?"
"I'm not sure, I guess I'll be out around 3."
"My last class is over at 2. Can you come down and hang out with me?
"Of course, do you need anything from town?"
"No, just you, Bro."
"Alright, I'll be there, if anything changes I'll let you know."
"Awesome, get your butt to sleep and we'll talk tomorrow"
"Yes ma'am. Goodnight."
"Goodnight!"
I think I handled that a subtle as I could. I'm not sure how much of a seed I planted but she's not a dumb blonde, she had to have picked up on my undertones. We'll see tomorrow.
, I just typed in "CTK Tinder" and it popped up in the results and there's a whole subreddit devoted this shyt ). I was laying in bed almost asleep and I got the alert on my phone from Tinder, my sister messaged me. I'm practically shaking as I write this up. My sis uses a lot of abbreviations so I wrote it out in proper english because I can't stand it otherwise, just a pet peeve
"Hey Broseph."
"Hey Sis."
"Are you in bed, don't you have meetings on Monday?"
"Yea, I'm in bed, but tomorrow I have jury duty, no work. What are you doing?"
"I'm in bed too, had a double shift today plus two classes tomorrow."
"And why are you wasting time on Tinder when you should be sleeping?"
"Well I was going to but I was a little surprised to see you here ... Looking for a rebound, huh?"
"Not a rebound, just trying to move on. What about you? Why are you messing around on Tinder?"
"Bored mostly, I don't need Tinder to find anyone.
"No shyt."
"Ha, what's that supposed to mean?"
Now I take a deep breath and carefully think of how to word what I want to say. The more I think about her, the more I'm attracted to her and the more I want her ... Badly. Maybe I am just desperate, maybe I'm just screwed up in the head. I just stare at the screen, my heart beating in my throat.
"Chicken." She texted.
"I'm not."
"You are. Tell me."
"Because you're hot as hell and you should have guys falling all over you."
"I do, I guess I don't really have the time to mess around with guys and I don't trust many here. You know me, I don't trust easily."
I stare at the screen again for awhile, I know what I want to say, but I don't know if I should.
"You trust me, no?"
"You're about the only one I trust, Bro. I don't know if I like the idea of you hooking up with some random girl on here."
"Why not? You're doing the same thing."
"I'm Tindering but I'm not hooking up with anyone, I've met two guys and they were creeps."
"Well what do you suggest I do? eHarmony?"
"I dunno. Just saying. Maybe I'm jealous."
"Why would you be jealous?"
"Because you're my brother. You should find someone that will treat you good, unlike the last biatch."
"Well you have to look in order to find a good one."
"True. I'm a catch and I already love you so you don't even have to try and impress me."
"You would be perfect relationship material. I'm jealous of the guy that'll get you."
"You're sweet. How long is the jury duty tomorrow?"
"I'm not sure, I guess I'll be out around 3."
"My last class is over at 2. Can you come down and hang out with me?
"Of course, do you need anything from town?"
"No, just you, Bro."
"Alright, I'll be there, if anything changes I'll let you know."
"Awesome, get your butt to sleep and we'll talk tomorrow"
"Yes ma'am. Goodnight."
"Goodnight!"
I think I handled that a subtle as I could. I'm not sure how much of a seed I planted but she's not a dumb blonde, she had to have picked up on my undertones. We'll see tomorrow.
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