I found out the ultimate plan to smush with my neighbors

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

When I get mail one day this week I'm going to put some of it in there mailbox then when they realize,
Hey this address is like right down the street, I guess I will walk over there and give it to them
The first time I do It is to just do a booty check and if they pass the booty check
Next time I'll do it again and I will ask them to come in and watch a movie with me in my parents bedroom

#ICantBeBeat

 

[kj614]

 

[ADK]

Good idea. I wish I had good looking women on my street. They're all around the corner and wouldn't walk that far ya feel me