I got a question for ya'll

[Illuminatos]

How much p*ssy do you think I'd be leaving with if I rode my bicycle to the club?

Obviously no threesomes are gonna be happening unless I whip one of these bad boys out

But ladies how would ya'll react if you were gonna go home with a fly ass dude from the club and you saw he was getting his Lance Armstrong on?

I need to know quickly so I can decide if I should bring an extra helmet.

Thanks ya'll.

 

[Captain Crunch]

You live close by the club?

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Aren't you like 18? I don't think I would care if I was the same age as you. I would probably find it funny but that's just me.

 

[Poitier]

In NYC? It doesn't matter. Use to do it all the time even in meatpacking district. Just make sure your shyt is locked up correctly cause the wolves are lurking.

 

[no.]

How much p*ssy do you think I'd be leaving with if I rode my bicycle to the club?

Obviously no threesomes are gonna be happening unless I whip one of these bad boys out

But ladies how would ya'll react if you were gonna go home with a fly ass dude from the club and you saw he was getting his Lance Armstrong on?

I need to know quickly so I can decide if I should bring an extra helmet.

Thanks ya'll.

From the club? Don't bother with the helmet, 'cause I don't think you'll be pulling any chicks, at least not if there are guys with cars around to compete. Of course, you could trick the chick and only show the bicycle when she'd already agreed to go home with you, but the amount of looks you'd be getting

 

[Remote]

It'll probably just be you and Drake calling ex-girlfriends on the way home.

 

[Illuminatos]

You live close by the club?

Far if I walk, close if I bike.

Aren't you like 18? I don't think I would care if I was the same age as you. I would probably find it funny but that's just me.

19, so you're saying you would give up the drawers if the guy was on the bike right?

From the club? Don't bother with the helmet, 'cause I don't think you'll be pulling any chicks, at least not if there are guys with cars around to compete. Of course, you could trick the chick and only show the bicycle when she'd already agreed to go home with you, but the amount of looks you'd be getting

No helmet? I gotta use protection.

 

[killacal]

If you play it off nonchalantly like wanna ride on my pegs home? You might get lucky

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Far if I walk, close if I bike.



19, so you're saying you would give up the drawers if the guy was on the bike right?




No helmet? I gotta use protection.

Hell no. I was a proud virgin at that age. I just would have got on the bike with you and let you take me home lol

 

[ISO]

Honestly they might be with it Once you get out grab her by the hand lead her to the bike and give her the face she'll be like ... if she's the friendly type she'll get on and think of you as different and funny.

 

[Poitier]

19, so you're saying you would give up the drawers if the guy was on the bike right?

Just leave the bike locked over night and come back for it

Or ride slowly in the street while she walks on the sidewalk

Or take the train back

It isn't hard

 

[Elle Driver]

Lemme get on the front of that bike

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

bike to the club. pick up a girl take a taxi to your place. take the taxi back to he bike the next morning. unlock your bike look at her.

deuces

then head home.

 

[no.]

No helmet? I gotta use protection.

I meant the extra helmet for the lady. Not the helmet for Mini Illuminatos down there. But you won't be using either of them

 

[Illuminatos]

Lemme get on the front of that bike

Like we in the hood.