I got beef with a neighbor now......

[General Mills]

I have watched all of the Fear Thy Neighbor episodes. I know how this will end.

Strap up breh

 

[3:30]

Honestly if you live next to these people ,play it straight up bro Just get your point across and move on

Which it seems like you did

 

[MustafaSTL]

Salute to this man

I hate entitled ass dog owners. Think they can let their dog shyt in front of your house or on your lawn. I live on a main street with a bunch of people walking up and down the street all day and look out for this shyt. What’s crazy is I saw someone walk on my neighbor’s yard back and forth for like 2 minutes with his dog while the dog found a spot to shyt. I would have blown the fukk up worse than this dude if it was my yard. fukk dogs.

 

[maxamusa]

Salute to this man

I hate entitled ass dog owners. Think they can let their dog shyt in front of your house or on your lawn. I live on a main street with a bunch of people walking up and down the street all day and look out for this shyt. What’s crazy is I saw someone walk on my neighbor’s yard back and forth for like 2 minutes with his dog while the dog found a spot to shyt. I would have blown the fukk up worse than this dude if it was my yard. fukk dogs.

I was grilling yesterday and had my aztec death whistle outside......some girl was outside from their side and I blew it loud AF() and she almost had a panic attack

 

[daemonova]

You got hands?

The neighbor

 

[shopthatwrecks]

pardon me bytch.... as I shyt on your grass....that means ho, you been shytted on...im not the first dog that's shytted on your lawn

 

[DetroitEWarren]

I got these neighbors I've never really been cool with.....no beef tho



they do give me the sideye often tho.....



they got a big ass dog and never walk it....they'll just let it roam these suburban streets like we're a third world country.


So I took half the day off to get some tacos and get my drink on a little early....do some small engine tuning. I come out in the driveway and see this big dumb mut taking a shyt in my front yard.


I go inside and grab some latex gloves and my dogs poop bags....scoop the shyt up walk over and throw it on their front stoop.



They got a ring cam. my wife has the neighbors wifeys number and got some book of a text about it.


Nobody has knocked on my door yet......but what should my next move be for strategical beef purposes?

I got a couple laser pointers and fire works.....a crazy sound system...I know the retaliation is coming.......help me out coli brehs its war time over here

You should definitely shoot they whole house up, but make sure they kids are gone. Make sure you take out the dog first so they can see it happen before they catch a slug.