I got love for rocky....but lets be honest

[OmegaK2099]

thats not even top 10 of the great ones best promos, "But my names billy! It doesnt matter what your name is!"

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I miss Elvis Hair Rock

 

[Golayitdown]

I miss Elvis Hair Rock

With the big ass sideburns

 

[NYChase718]

sadly michael cole looks like cm punk next to rock in the original post ...as kevin nash would say...."vanilla midget" or..."short order cook"

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

In his prime his swag was but them days are over.

This is what it boils down to. He always said corny shyt but in the past he was so natural and charismatic that he pulled it off. He lost his swag somewhere along the way.

 

[Brad Piff]

IT'S A fukkING WORK

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

IT'S A fukkING WORK

Not this time

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I refuse to turn on Rock


dude has to work within these corny PG limits

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Gewirtz fell off

 

[CJ]

This is what it boils down to. He always said corny shyt but in the past he was so natural and charismatic that he pulled it off. He lost his swag somewhere along the way.

This is it. He use to do his routine alot faster and aggressive too that you'd just laugh at the random shyt he'd be spewing. He wouldn't give you much time to evaluate and ponder on what he's saying or the corny words used.

Now he has this super slow, almost crawl-like buildup (ie: "this will trend worldwide" "this will stick with you for the rest of your life"), to the point you're expecting something really creative.......... but then end up with cookiepuss.

We need that Hollywood Rock swag back Dwayne, God damnit

 

[Bob Loblaw]

This is it. He use to do his routine alot faster and aggressive too that you'd just laugh at the random shyt he'd be spewing. He wouldn't give you much time to evaluate and ponder on what he's saying or the corny words used.

Now he has this super slow, almost crawl-like buildup (ie: "this will trend worldwide" "this will stick with you for the rest of your life"), to the point you're expecting something really creative.......... but then end up with cookiepuss.

We need that Hollywood Rock swag back Dwayne, God damnit

that's cuz he used to be a professional wrestler and now he's an actor. He always had the chops, but now he's 10 years deep in that game and it's old habits at this point. that and he has no reason to be hungry anymore. he can half ass it as evidenced by monday and everyone will eat it up. he needs to do another promo like that one he cut on Cena on a mountaintop or was that his backyard

The Rock won like crazy brehs

but he still aint seeing CM Punk on the mic face to face

 

[OmegaK2099]

Gewirtz fell off

i thought vince fired his punk ass

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

i thought vince fired his punk ass

Well he got demoted from V.P of creative writing or whatever it is called, he just has a helpers role now and Vince wouldnt fire him with The Rock comin back a couple of months later. While Vince likes his fukkery, hes not that stupid to go with that kind of fukkery