I Had A Post Nut Clarity Vision/Nightmare

BocaRear

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Where I'm finished smashing a broad and after I come to my senses I realise that she is a 5/10 :scust:

But by the time I've realised

I already have a kid with her,

I put a ring on her

And we have a mortgage :huhldup:


Thankfully for me this was just a dream :whew:

But for some men this is a reality :to:

I know some of you nikkas wake up next to a beast who you're legally obligated to stay with or else :merchant:

Get married brehs :umad:
 

Quiet Magician

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Alcohol is one of the worst possible agents to cause a man to lose his senses and smash a below average chick.

"She maybe big but her ass is pretty nice and she got nice t*ts." :patrice:

"She low key thick in the dark and her face isn't too bad":patrice:

"Better than watching NBA and not getttng no ass":patrice:

The post nut clarity can shatter some dudes and make them reevaluate life. :ohhh:
 

wickedsm

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Yall stay talking about imaginary wives, kids and baby mamas
:mjlol:

Sorry about your bad dream op.
 
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