I had the most random embarrassing sex dream

Capitol

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I haven't have one of these in a minute but I remember them being on some fantasy shyt where I get to do whatever I want. I dont even know what to call what I had. A dream? A nightmare?

My dream starts with me being back in high school and i'm trying to bag one of the bad girls I never had a shot at before. Even though its my fukking dream I somehow get turned down and try to get her friend instead.:beli:

So I get with her friend and come up with the brilliant idea to video tape me fukking this bytch so I can make the other bytch jealous and show her how she missed out on this stroke game:jawalrus:

My dream fast forwards to when I'm about to fukk this hoe. She on all fours bussing it open:blessed:
I'm about to put it in but for some reason I remember to strap up in my dreams:manny:
I go to grab the condom and look at this bytch ready to get dikked one more time:whoo:

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I put it in for like 5 seconds and came instantly.
:patrice:

I said hold up shorty I think the condom might have a hole in it and pulled out:russ:


This is the point where I go from just watching the dream to being like hold the fukk up. What is going on here. My mind starts racing and I just say that was my last condom and I need to go pick up more. I never come back but I go to school the next day and everyone looks at me and instantly hits the :mjlol:. I come to found out my 5 second sextape is already in rotation in the school:mjcry:



That dream was weird as fukk. I felt like Jay after hearing Ether when I woke up. What type of shyt is this? But yo I remember when I bust a nut in a dream before that I woke up with that shyt in my boxers:scust:. This time nothing happened. I had already bust a nut 30 minutes before I went to sleep anyway. Only thing I can think of is that I stopped smoking weed and cigarettes and when I did smoke weed I almost never had dreams so maybe that has something to do with this weird ass dream.
 
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...:duck:

Everyone knows its impossible to actually cum in a dream.
 

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where are the fukking cliffs at
There is no point in posting this without all of the details. Its embarassing and everything but I want to know if anyone had a similar dream or if this is just some random fukkery
 

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There is no point in posting this without all of the details. Its embarassing and everything but I want to know if anyone had a similar dream or if this is just some random fukkery
 

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fukking a bytch then falling asleep with her. Wake up alone realizing it was just a dream :mjcry:
 
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