Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
1. Not enough cashiers
2. People in self checkout with too much shyt
3. People in self check out and don’t know how to scan shyt
4. The bytch that got the wrong item, thinking it was a different price, now you gotta wait for someone to check it.
5. People that don’t know if they can afford everything so they hand items a few at a time so they can check the total.
6. The coupon and first of the month EBT people.
7. The old bytches that wait until the cashier rings up everything to did in their junky ass pocketbooks to find their wallet
8. Then need help working the POS.
9. Then will stand there to hold up the line every longer as they reorganize their wallet/purse.
10. Then will give one last pause as they inspect the receipt.
11. The cashier alway asking about rewards and store accounts
12. 6 self check outs, but only 3 work.
I can go on but
2. People in self checkout with too much shyt
3. People in self check out and don’t know how to scan shyt
4. The bytch that got the wrong item, thinking it was a different price, now you gotta wait for someone to check it.
5. People that don’t know if they can afford everything so they hand items a few at a time so they can check the total.
6. The coupon and first of the month EBT people.
7. The old bytches that wait until the cashier rings up everything to did in their junky ass pocketbooks to find their wallet
8. Then need help working the POS.
9. Then will stand there to hold up the line every longer as they reorganize their wallet/purse.
10. Then will give one last pause as they inspect the receipt.
11. The cashier alway asking about rewards and store accounts
12. 6 self check outs, but only 3 work.
I can go on but

especially at whole foods.



tried that shyt few months ago. Just throw shyt in the basket and it automatically detects your groceries n shyt. If you’re smart you put bags inside the cart and all you gotta do is lift your bags up and leave
can’t go back to regular shopping if I ain’t getting shyt delivered.

. Im ready to go back to a regular job