I Hate The Honeymoon Phase Of Relationships

[Ms. Elaine]

I'm probably in the minority on this but I absolutely hate the honeymoon phase of relationships. It's so fukking exhausting and everyone is busy putting up a front. It's not real. To me, a relationship doesn't begin until that shyt ends....so between 3-6 months.


When you got to the point where you're in your pajamas with a facial mask on, nibbling on some kale chips while watching Netflix is the norm, you see the real him and accept him for who is he is, when you're not afraid to have shouting matches with this dude, when he's your actual best friend....., that's when the fun begins.




Sidenote: honestly, the best, strongest relationships are borne out of friendship. When you're in love with your best friend, you can just skip that initial bullshyt and just move right on to the real thing.

 

[Ashley Banks]

Cool

 

[intruder]

You seem to have a lot of issues in your dating life.

 

[Ms. Elaine]

You seem to have a lot of issues in your dating life.

I don't recall ever making a thread about my personal dating life.

 

[intruder]

I don't recall ever making a thread about my personal dating life.

Fair enough. But still. It's like every other minute you're making threads about relationships and dating. Which is fine but people are gonnna start thinking it's really about you and not just your observations of friends or others.

 

[Ms. Elaine]

Fair enough. But still. It's like every other minute you're making threads about relationships and dating. Which is fine but people are gonnna start thinking it's really about you and not just your observations of friends or others.

Fair enough.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

That's the only part of a relationship that I like

 

[Tetsuo]

We finally agree on something.

 

[Groanman]

The endings of relationships are no picnic either

 

[Turbulent]

I'm probably in the minority on this but I absolutely hate the honeymoon phase of relationships. It's so fukking exhausting and everyone is busy putting up a front. It's not real. To me, a relationship doesn't begin until that shyt ends....so between 3-6 months.


When you got to the point where you're in your pajamas with a facial mask on, nibbling on some kale chips while watching Netflix is the norm, you see the real him and accept him for who is he is, when you're not afraid to have shouting matches with this dude, when he's your actual best friend....., that's when the fun begins.




Sidenote: honestly, the best, strongest relationships are borne out of friendship. When you're in love with your best friend, you can just skip that initial bullshyt and just move right on to the real thing.

 

[Neuromancer]

Having sex early clears that right up.

 

[At30wecashout]

The honeymoon phase is the goat. Ive never had a serious relationship (more like situationships) but that early feeling out phase is so dope:letyasoulglow:

I always wondered what life would be like if after the honeymoon phase, every girl I got to know died.

I have a sob story to connect with the next lady, we connect, things are blissful, then she nags for the first time and an air conditioner falls on her:letyasoulglow:


On to the next one.

 

[Ms. Elaine]

Having sex early clears that right up.

Yes, and then you'll make sure to tell all your boys that she was a thot who gave it up easy after it's all over.


Anyway, sex should be a benefit of marriage.

 

[Neuromancer]

Yes, and then you'll make sure to tell all your boys that she was a thot who gave it up easy after it's all over.


Anyway, sex should be a benefit of marriage.

Never done that, but keep projecting.
Sorry marriage is a prison.

 

[Ms. Elaine]

The honeymoon phase is the goat. Ive never had a serious relationship (more like situationships) but that early feeling out phase is so dope:letyasoulglow:

I always wondered what life would be like if after the honeymoon phase, every girl I got to know died.

I have a sob story to connect with the next lady, we connect, things are blissful, then she nags for the first time and an air conditioner falls on her:letyasoulglow:


On to the next one.

I stopped reading right there. Ladies, take note...

Like I said, that shyt ain't real and no girl should give it up until at least after the phase is over.