I have a feeling the rapture will soon occur

[concise]

Every time I leave the house I forget something and have to go running back for keys, phone, wallet, something.

 

[DarlingNikki]

How is this related to the rapture?

 

[craigsagersuit]

How is this related to the rapture?

 

[dennis roadman]

How is this related to the rapture?

how is it not??

 

[RedBull]

I concur. He's coming.

 

[DarlingNikki]

how is it not??

 

[dennis roadman]

i'm sayin

 

[colicolicoli]

You're mean.

 

[Sierra Mist]

What a jerk!

 

[FatBlackBabyJesus]

maybe you should stop snortin all that coke

 

[BellaVenus]

EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!

hint: sarcasm

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

Bet u when it happens .

U ain't gonna know.

And god and the devil will forever be a mystery to mankind.

 

[Sierra Mist]

People have it backwards. You should pray to the Devil and make deals with God.

 

[Binary]

 

[MenacingMonk]

You're just getting alzheimer's