I have a MAJOR barber dilemma.....

[SOUTHERNPRIDE7]

man my uncle used to cut my hair. he used to stop mid cut to argue with his baby mama, eat bbq, drink beer, all types of random shyt

I feel you on this. I remember one time I needed a cut but my barber wasn't there. So I decided to let this new new ***** cut my hair. When it was time for the line up, this dude pulls out a price of cardboard the size of a bookmark,puts it against my head and started spraying bejing(that black spray)where the line would be. I'm like I didn't even know what that was at the time. Since the cut wasn't that bad and I knew this would be a one time thing so I didn't trip. When I was done,he proceeds to put me in his clientele book without asking me. I went back in two weeks,he was gone.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Quit being a fukking p*ssy and just tell your old barber you'd rather have new dude cut your hair. LMAO!!

There is no fukking way I'd arrange my entire schedule to save ONE person's feelings. I go to a family friend's shop and I didn't like the way he was cutting my hair so I told him I'd rather have another barber do it and he was *gasp* cool with it. He didn't die or anything.

shyt's like a hood episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm

edit: matter of fact, just remembered Seinfeld did an episode on this very topic

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

I dont trust any barber but mine. I remember one time my barber went on vacation and I decided to go to the n!gga who for some reason GETS NO customers because I wanted a quick one.

I got up looking like this

This hoe as n!gga even had the nerve to ask me for a tip after that disgraceful piece of sh!t