I have failed in life

[Chief]

I'm 32 and I don't have a child.

I want to have a deybee

 

[Neil Tyson]

Adopt one.

 

[yo moms]

i too have failed. im 19 and dont have any money

 

[Michael's Black Son]

i too have failed. im 19 and dont have any money

You're 19. Learn CSS

 

[yo moms]

You're 19. Learn CSS

whats css?

 

[End Cruelty]

Adopt one.

This. Do you know how many children need homes? And if you can't adopt, then just go out and make a mistake. It can't be that hard to get a girl pregnant. Just get it hard, stick it inside her and pee.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

whats css?

This
Cascading Style Sheets - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Learn that and HTML and you'll always have in your pocket if you have some level of work ethic and determination in your body, breh

You can teach yourself this

 

[yo moms]

This
Cascading Style Sheets - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Learn that and HTML and you'll always have in your pocket if you have some level of work ethic and determination in your body, breh

You can teach yourself this

what will this do? get me jobs or what?

 

[Neil Tyson]

what will this do? get me jobs or what?

Everybody needs a webdesigner or someone to update webpages.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

what will this do? get me jobs or what?

Yes motherfukka

 

[yo moms]

Everybody needs a webdesigner or someone to update webpages.

i apply for jobs daily and ive never seen these jobs advertised on my jobsite.

 

[Ricky Church]

I don't want no kids. I'm good. lol

 

[#StarkSet]

At least ur not

@Ben De Toy

 

[True Blue Moon]

Put some gas in the car, go outside wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses and grab the first kid you see. Jump in the car and peel out. Drive until you get to some remote location where you won't be bothered and then raise the kid as your own.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Gonna be 32 this year, and I too am childless. Feel like I'm winning though