I have failed in life

[Amulet of Immortality]

Being childless after the age of 30 is a loss

 

[usopp]

I'm 32 and I don't have a child.

I want to have a deybee

This. Do you know how many children need homes? And if you can't adopt, then just go out and make a mistake. It can't be that hard to get a girl pregnant. Just get it hard, stick it inside her and pee.

Pee in her, dood