I have just solved the universe brehs

CarbonBraddock

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As i was driving around town, watching these retards take ten seconds to navigate an empty 4-way stop, it occurred to me yet again that i am much smarter than most people bc my mind works faster. Then i got to thinking, if intelligence correlates with how fast your mind works, then if we could efficiently speed up someone's mind, then they would become smarter. That is what a computer is, just a very fast and efficient brain basically. Now imagine a being infinitely smarter than a computer, it's 'brain' would be so fast that it would appear not to be moving at all. It isn't thinking, it already knows the answer whereas there is movement within our own primitive brains even amongst the smartest humans. This is like precognition because it would be able to think thousands of steps ahead. Think a chess computer playing a grandmaster and still beating him.

This is what Einstein's theory of relativity tells us by the way. If you are moving at a certain speed, then it is like you are not moving. Now consider that hermeticism tells us that the universe is built upon vibrations and 'as above, so below.' Basically, things at higher and lower levels mimic one another. So God, who is the highest possible level of intelligence, is vibrating so quickly that it would appear to not be vibrating at all, which is the same as not moving, which also means that God knows everything that can possibly happen. So that proves that that god exists brehs bc science verifies that increasing something's speed drastically makes it cease to move. Goddamnn, I am a genius.
 

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you sound more and more like a corny ass misc cac the more you post bro

quality over quantity

at least i don't look like an anorexic dyke lesbian you fukking fakkit.

edit: aw, and you one-starred the thread. guess your feelings were hurt when i posted your pic on here huh? not my fault you're a scrub who will never achieve anything in life and look like absolute shyt and your fukking hair looks like shyt as well. fake-ass bytchy Bone lookin mufukka. gtfo my thread.
 

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at least i don't look like an anorexic dyke lesbian you fukking fakkit.

edit: aw, and you one-starred the thread. guess your feelings were hurt when i posted your pic on here huh? not my fault you're a scrub who will never achieve anything in life and look like absolute shyt and your fukking hair looks like shyt as well. fake-ass bytchy Bone lookin mufukka. gtfo my thread.

this cac furious :dead:
 

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G-d is still because G-d is already everywhere and everything.

I am instantly in the place where my foot is propped as well as where my back is against the back of the couch at the same time.

So the infinite speed seeming like omnipresence thing is compelling but the source - G-d - is still and doesn't move from one place to another.
 
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