Steve: The Nigerian, do you like Obama?
The Nigerian: Yeah. He's great. Don't you?
Steve: uh...
The Nigerian: You don't support the President?
Steve: uh...
The Nigerian: I like waking up and knowing that Obama is President. It makes me feel good that people that I don't like hate the fact that he's President. When President Obama wins, America wins.
Or better yet...
Steve: Hey, The Nigerian, have you seen [insert some random c00ning viral video]?
The Nigerian: Yeah, yeah, have you seen [insert a Vice News documentary showcasing some wayward white folks]?
Steve:
The Nigerian: Yeah, this Krokodil sh!t is crazy!
