I hope you know that lawyers are professional liars

[Robo Squirrel]

Why people hold them in high regard is beyond me.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Bad day in court?

 

[NoMorePie]

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Smh

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

I learned the hard way. But yes, they are salespeople with knowledge of the law. They’ll tell you anything to keep getting paid.

 

[Astroslik]

Being a “lawyer” is a huge umbrella. There’s all types of lawyers. Some never go to court. Some do pro bono and help low income people.

 

[Bubba T]

Why people hold them in high regard is beyond me.

Because they get paid a lot, are visible, and contribute to society (for the better or worse is up for debate).

The saying I heard when I was younger was that everyone hates lawyers until they need one.

 

[Womb Raider]

Try dating a lawyer, you will go nuts

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

 

[the elastic]

Represent yourself in court then

Or better yet, avoid going to court at all

 

[kronix]

Lawyers or really the legal system/rule of law is your last line of defense when the government wants to take away your freedom. It's the only thing that prevents tyrants from taking over.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Where do yall find this

 

[EVILRICO]

Man… my lawyer was a piece of sh!t .
But he was my paid for , piece of shyt.
One of the best criminal defense lawyers in my area. Crooked and he knew everyone in the court houses . He use to charge me extra , when ever I caught a case in another city. Because the gas on his Ashton Martin was pricey.

Being around him, I realized he was just a criminal with a suit.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Man… my lawyer was a piece of sh!t .
But he was my paid for , piece of shyt.
One of the best criminal defense lawyers in my area. Crooked and he knew everyone in the court houses . He use to charge me extra , when ever I caught a case in another city. Because the gas on his Ashton Martin was pricey.

Being around him, I realized he was just a criminal with a suit.

Wth

 

[Astroslik]

Man… my lawyer was a piece of sh!t .
But he was my paid for , piece of shyt.
One of the best criminal defense lawyers in my area. Crooked and he knew everyone in the court houses . He use to charge me extra , when ever I caught a case in another city. Because the gas on his Ashton Martin was pricey.

Being around him, I realized he was just a criminal with a suit.

He got you out the jam though right? There’s no price to freedom..