So it's the same couple from this thread http://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-just-ate-my-cousins-ass.191063/
Now keep in mind, I was talking shyt all day in the Napoleon thread so I was feeling hostile & tough as it was so I was on one
So it was about 12am yesterday, I'm like "I could really go for them hostess cupcake joints right now."
So of course his cac wife decides she wants to bake a cake for me so i can spend money on ingredients for something I dont want & spent half an hour washing the goddamn dishes cause she doesnt know how to be conservative with her fukking cooking utensils.
So my cousin & i arrive at the walmart & he telling me to spend $15 on ingredients so his wife can play Cake Boss & have fun in the kitchen. I'm not finna let her white priviledge affect my late night cravings.
So I say "no nikka, how you gone tell me how to spend my money ?" & pick up one of these
He like "oh so since you wanna be stingy with money, you gone pay me gas money i spent to take you here or Im takinng your phone and leaving you here"
It's fukking 12 or 1 in the morning & we in the hood walmart so I say "You aint finna do shyt, fukk nikka"
So needless to say he snatch my phone while I was taking selfies & drove off
I had to ask directions and walk home in an area that I'm not familiar with. Thank god florida thugs aint hard body, I was only worred about middle-aged white men with guns honestly.
So I get home, first thing I do is request my phone from this smug fukk ass nikka laying on the couch. He says nothing.
I started to get closer & he says "dont you run up on me, you'll regret it"
So I do anyways cause I'm frustrated as fukk & want to vent. Keep in mind my cousin was a junior olympist in his 30's who practices martial arts daily word to @Crakface
First thing he do is reach for his BB gun & like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible-2 I sweeped that shyt away and we proceeded to tussel. The cac wife tried to break it up because she doesnt like bad spirits in her household. Her vegan diet ass ended up storming off after we kept going
Long story short I was spitting up blood & bleeding out of my nose even though he didnt strike me
So I left early this morning & I've been skating all day but I'm afraid to go back. I gotta sleep somewhere brehs
Now keep in mind, I was talking shyt all day in the Napoleon thread so I was feeling hostile & tough as it was so I was on one
So it was about 12am yesterday, I'm like "I could really go for them hostess cupcake joints right now."
So of course his cac wife decides she wants to bake a cake for me so i can spend money on ingredients for something I dont want & spent half an hour washing the goddamn dishes cause she doesnt know how to be conservative with her fukking cooking utensils.
So my cousin & i arrive at the walmart & he telling me to spend $15 on ingredients so his wife can play Cake Boss & have fun in the kitchen. I'm not finna let her white priviledge affect my late night cravings.
So I say "no nikka, how you gone tell me how to spend my money ?" & pick up one of these
He like "oh so since you wanna be stingy with money, you gone pay me gas money i spent to take you here or Im takinng your phone and leaving you here"
It's fukking 12 or 1 in the morning & we in the hood walmart so I say "You aint finna do shyt, fukk nikka"
So needless to say he snatch my phone while I was taking selfies & drove off
I had to ask directions and walk home in an area that I'm not familiar with. Thank god florida thugs aint hard body, I was only worred about middle-aged white men with guns honestly.
So I get home, first thing I do is request my phone from this smug fukk ass nikka laying on the couch. He says nothing.
I started to get closer & he says "dont you run up on me, you'll regret it"
So I do anyways cause I'm frustrated as fukk & want to vent. Keep in mind my cousin was a junior olympist in his 30's who practices martial arts daily word to @Crakface
First thing he do is reach for his BB gun & like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible-2 I sweeped that shyt away and we proceeded to tussel. The cac wife tried to break it up because she doesnt like bad spirits in her household. Her vegan diet ass ended up storming off after we kept going
Long story short I was spitting up blood & bleeding out of my nose even though he didnt strike me
So I left early this morning & I've been skating all day but I'm afraid to go back. I gotta sleep somewhere brehs
What the fukk else kinda proof you want ? I should you my bloody fingers, you want me to take pics of my hostess cupcakes if I go back ?
