I just had a snake fall on my head! I got to get out of this country ass city!
- Thread starter Dr. Acula
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man I was fighting with this damn snake. Last thing I was thinking is pics 
Black and yellow. I'm skeptical it was a viper but he said because of the triangle head, slanted eyes, and fangs it had it was a viper.
I can’t fukk with snakes. I don’t even know why them shyts exist.
I’m scared of ALL snakes. We had a garter snake in the back yard once, the most harmless snake ever. I swear I didn’t cut the grass for a month because of that bytch.
I’m scared of ALL snakes. We had a garter snake in the back yard once, the most harmless snake ever. I swear I didn’t cut the grass for a month because of that bytch.
BREHS I'm fukkING TRAUMATIZED.
shyt!
I was heading out the door thinking about the grub I'm about to go pick up to eat
I open the door like any other day and all of a sudden something fukking falls on me. I'm wondering what the fukk is that and out of the corner of my eyes I saw the long ass snake midfall and I screamed and cursed like a bytch. Threw my keys and phone 20 feet away.
So im staring at the nikka still in disbelief wondering how he defied gravity.then it dawns on me my girlfriend is going to come outside because she heard the commotion and this fukking snake is right in front of the door. I don't need this shyt in the house. Before I can scream out anything here she comes saying "what's wrong?".
Now the snake makes an escape into the house and I scream "CLOSE THE DOOR!"
She sees the snake and makesface and closes it with the quickness leaving me outside with the ass end of the snake.
Now the snake is half way in the house and halfway outside stuck under the door. She's screaming through the window saying what the fukk.
I tell her throw me some ski gloves and I grab it by the ass and slowly open the door after making sure I got a good grip. It starts wiggling in my hand and then lunges at me. I throw that nikka 30 feet. I call animal control to remove it and dude finds it and tells me this shyt was a viper and I'm lucky it didn't bite me.
Brehs, I thought I was brave. Today I found out I can't fukk with snakes.
fukk snakes
Sound like an episode of "When nature attacks" that used to be on cable.
Rice'N Beckford
**King of ADOS**
A viper? Probably was a garden snake
Yeah glad the dude got the snake out of here, but I doubt his classification. I think he didn't know what he is talking about. I can't find any pictures of a viper that looked like it but it had the color pattern of a eastern garter snake.
But either way, having a snake fall on your head isn't pleasant especially when I don't know shyt about snakes or what it was in the moment.
BREHS I'm fukkING TRAUMATIZED.
shyt!
I was heading out the door thinking about the grub I'm about to go pick up to eat
I open the door like any other day and all of a sudden something fukking falls on me. I'm wondering what the fukk is that and out of the corner of my eyes I saw the long ass snake midfall and I screamed and cursed like a bytch. Threw my keys and phone 20 feet away.
So im staring at the nikka still in disbelief wondering how he defied gravity.
Now the snake makes an escape into the house and I scream "CLOSE THE DOOR!"
She sees the snake and makes
Now the snake is half way in the house and halfway outside stuck under the door
I tell her throw me some ski gloves and I grab it by the ass and slowly open the door after making sure I got a good grip. It starts wiggling in my hand and then lunges at me. I throw that nikka 30 feet. I call animal control to remove it and dude finds it and tells me this shyt was a viper and I'm lucky it didn't bite me.
Brehs, I thought I was brave. Today I found out I can't fukk with snakes.
fukk snakes
should of got a apple...
FromStLouis
Superstar
Yeah, that went about how I expected.
TLR talks a big game about fighting animals, but this is what really happens.
TLR talks a big game about fighting animals, but this is what really happens.
get these nets
Veteran
Babyshaq73
Pro
Sounds like a garter snake
They control the
population. And Hawks and eagles etc control the snake population
I just saw a spider and im shook 
I sprayed paint spray on that bytch
I sprayed paint spray on that bytch