I just had the weirdest dream lol

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

I don't know how I got up to this point but basically I was at a bus stop and this cacette milf was next to me (she looked like Chelsea Handler). So we struck up a conversation and she said she was a tourist, I asked her if she was married and she proceeded to tell me her husband is chinese and put her index finger and thumb close together and started giggling as to imply he has a small penis. I started to laugh and as I was about to continue she stops laughing real quick. I turn around and there's 2 asian dudes behind me. I get up off the bench and start to run but I feel one of them grab me, then I woke up ​

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

They were about to go double dragon on you lol

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

random thoughts

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

They were about to go double dragon on you lol

Bro I just remembered I had Chinese food yesterday, that probably got some shyt to do with it. Still the most random scenario though lol. No lie I was bolting out of the bus stop b, I thought I was gonna get beat. My heart was racing when I woke up a lil bit

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Bro I just remembered I had Chinese food yesterday, that probably got some shyt to do with it. Still the most random scenario though lol. No lie I was bolting out of the bus stop b, I thought I was gonna get beat. My heart was racing when I woke up a lil bit

Smh that kung pow chicken lol

 

[levitate]

Was the ass sitting nice?

 

[Clay Puppington]

You are a dirty mack and you are paying for it in your dreams

 

[Blankthawtz]

Chehs wanted to square up with OP for laughing at their dishonorable misfortunes....

 

[SheriffOG]

I turn around and there's 2 asian dudes behind me. I get up off the bench and start to run but I feel one of them grab me, then I woke up ​

You made a right choice to wake up breh That dream wasn't in harlem