I just hit up a China buffet. Stay woke brehs

[Big Daddy]

I’m seeing all kinda mystery meat on the bar

Mice cats dogs frogs possum you name it

That’s why when you come to these joints you gotta be smart little breh. Don’t eat anything that you cannot readily identify

I’ve become a pro

Everything on my plate is recognizable. It may look boring but at least i wont die.

 

[jdubnyce]

I’m seeing all kinda mystery meat on the bar

Mice cats dogs frogs possum you name it

That’s why when you come to these joints you gotta be smart little breh. Don’t eat anything that you cannot readily identify

I’ve become a pro

Everything on my plate is recognizable. It may look boring but at least i wont die.

That's a whole lotta beige

Need more broccoli, bok choy, greens

 

[Big Daddy]

That's a whole lotta beige

Need more broccoli, bok choy, greens

Ok be right back

 

[OaklandCertified]

You gon die if that shyt from under your fingernails gets into your food...

 

[Ms. Quick]

Ok be right back

Get two more string beans

 

[Iceson Beckford]

Fingers still looking like feet with talons for toenails

 

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

that fukking finger........

 

[smokeurobinson]

Reading the thread title I thought OP was gonna say nikkaz ran down on him while eating at a chinese buffet in front of his family and he ran out but was still comfortable cuz he had slippers on.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Go to a chinese buffet to eat vegetables brehs

 

[Big Daddy]

@jdubnyce got me right

Get two more string beans

I got 8 more instead

 

[The Infamous]

How can you eat with those dirty ass nails.

 

[jdubnyce]

@jdubnyce got me right



I got 8 more instead

is scribbled on the receipt?

 

[EBK String]

your hygiene

 

[4-Rin]

that fukking finger........

Breh I didn't want to say anything but that shyt look like an eagle beak

 

[Big Daddy]

is scribbled on the receipt?

Idk but it might as well say n!gga go home
I gets up to go get my bok choy plate get back to the table and the receipt is sitting here
I thought I was allowed to ask for the receipt when im ready