I just realized the most ridiculous thing about law & order SVU is NOT the computers

[Beer Drinker]

I done seen every episode up until stabler left

I could post the fukk out this thread

Good man. There's no point in watching after The God left.

I struggled through 2 seasons after he left.

 

[feelosofer]

Like what the fukk is she doing in NY, like she should be in the CIA with all that information she knows.

 

[R=G]

Its that fukkin forensic scientist Dr. Melinda Warner.....chick is TOO PHENOMENAL and her resources are ENDLESS

REAL EPISODE:

A random russian prostitute turns up in a river dead as fukk

• Benson: Any closer on the ID?
• Dr Wener: no hit on her prints and missing persons came up empty. But I can tell you she's 14 years and two months old
• Benson and Stabler:
• Dr. Werner: I carbon dated the crystalline protiens in her eyes
• Staebler: She's just a kid.... do you know what killed her?
• Dr. Werner: There was no water in the lungs, so she was dead before she went in the river. Probably from one of the four blows to her head [NO shyt btw]
• Benson: Any other injuries?
• Dr. Werner: Too many. Over a number of years. This wrist? Was fractured and set with a pin. Scar tissue to the shoulder suggest multiple dislocations.
• Staebler: old cigarette burns?
• Benson: well she had surgery on her wrist so... some doctor knows who she is.
• Dr. Werner: Good luck trying to find him I ran an isotope analysis of her hair. It measures oxygen intake from drinking water which varys from geographical location...a most recent growth shows that shes been in new york the past couple of months. Before that? Distinct markers put her in the ukraine.
• Benson: Young eastern europeon girl? Wounds to the breast...She was trafficted for sex.
• Staebler: like thousands of other girls smuggled in here with phony papers...its gonna be tough to ID her.....
• Dr. Werner: i know a woman who might be able to better your odds...she runs an organization that helps trafficed girls...her name is Grace Metcalf.
• Benson:
• Staebler
• D. Werner:

[DUN-DUN]





Wtf brehs....100,000x worse than ANYTHING csi got poppin

I remember this hilarious 5 star thread...lol

 

[Mowgli]

Its that fukkin forensic scientist Dr. Melinda Warner.....chick is TOO PHENOMENAL and her resources are ENDLESS

REAL EPISODE:

A random russian prostitute turns up in a river dead as fukk

• Benson: Any closer on the ID?
• Dr Wener: no hit on her prints and missing persons came up empty. But I can tell you she's 14 years and two months old
• Benson and Stabler:
• Dr. Werner: I carbon dated the crystalline protiens in her eyes
• Staebler: She's just a kid.... do you know what killed her?
• Dr. Werner: There was no water in the lungs, so she was dead before she went in the river. Probably from one of the four blows to her head [NO shyt btw]
• Benson: Any other injuries?
• Dr. Werner: Too many. Over a number of years. This wrist? Was fractured and set with a pin. Scar tissue to the shoulder suggest multiple dislocations.
• Staebler: old cigarette burns?
• Benson: well she had surgery on her wrist so... some doctor knows who she is.
• Dr. Werner: Good luck trying to find him I ran an isotope analysis of her hair. It measures oxygen intake from drinking water which varys from geographical location...a most recent growth shows that shes been in new york the past couple of months. Before that? Distinct markers put her in the ukraine.
• Benson: Young eastern europeon girl? Wounds to the breast...She was trafficted for sex.
• Staebler: like thousands of other girls smuggled in here with phony papers...its gonna be tough to ID her.....
• Dr. Werner: i know a woman who might be able to better your odds...she runs an organization that helps trafficed girls...her name is Grace Metcalf.
• Benson:
• Staebler
• D. Werner:

[DUN-DUN]





Wtf brehs....100,000x worse than ANYTHING csi got poppin

Proves a nosy woman is your worst nightmare