I just saw a spider

[ciubaca]

So i was just reading a half an hour ago and as i turned the page what do i see? A big ass fukking spider on the wall So i went to get my shoe to kill it, i missed my first shot and he fell off the wall and crawled under the sofa. I pushed the sofa away and i exposed the b*stard, guess what, i missed his ass again. I thought i got him and lost the body but the bottom of my shoe was clean (the spider was kind of fat, it had to leave some residue on the shoe, right? )
For the past half hour i am turning the house upside down to find the son of a bytch but he is nowhere to be found. What can i do? How can i sleep? I need another shot

 

[Larry Lobster]

OUT

 

[Another Man]

 

[Ghetto Denizen]

Whats the housing market looking like in your area? Might be time to go...

 

[Neil Tyson]

Whats the housing market looking like in your area? Might be time to go...

It's a 1 spider, not a cockroach.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

you p*ssy, you should've hit that spider with the 2-piece

 

[Supercoolmayo]

He calling the rest of his goons. I'd get out of the city for a few days

 

[Kwéyòl]

He hitting them weights and training to get revenge

Like this

 

[unit321]

So i was just reading a half an hour ago and as i turned the page what do i see? A big ass fukking spider on the wall So i went to get my shoe to kill it, i missed my first shot and he fell off the wall and crawled under the sofa. I pushed the sofa away and i exposed the b*stard, guess what, i missed his ass again. I thought i got him and lost the body but the bottom of my shoe was clean (the spider was kind of fat, it had to leave some residue on the shoe, right? )
For the past half hour i am turning the house upside down to find the son of a bytch but he is nowhere to be found. What can i do? How can i sleep? I need another shot

Your problem is that you didn't kill with prejudice. If you knew beforehand that this spider is going to bite you in your sleep, then you would make sure that spider would die with your first strike. You threw a shoe? You are a jive turkey. You get up as close as possible and directly hit the spider with something, like a shoe or magazine, but not throw something. You gave that spider a higher chance of survival. That's on you.

Have a good night. Hope that spider doesn't bite you in your sleep.

 

[Knuckles Red]

Are you licensed to carry?

 

[NoMorePie]

 

[Quiet Magician]

I hate spiders my nikka

 

[wickedsm]

sorry OP
you done fukked up now.
you tried to get him repeatedly and missed
now hes just a pissed off spider.
Probly is rounding up the crew as we speak.

dont close your eyes OP
they coming for you...

 

[ciubaca]

Are you licensed to carry?

i aint licensed to shyt. i can't kill a spider with a shoe. How well do you think i would do with a gun? fukk it

 

[Ghetto Denizen]

It's a 1 spider, not a cockroach.

OP fukked up, shouldve killed that spider when he had the chance. Now that spider gonna be on some shyt.

OP gonna find this under the couch soon

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