I kinda feel bad for Peter Parker.

[Colin X]

I mean, dude is just a teenager and gotta deal with all this shyt all of a sudden


Boy in AP calculus but at 4pm he can't even go home and take a nap cause he gotta ruin a diabolical scheme



Smh, in high school I was only worried about girls and graduating, not this superhero shyt.

 

[BXKingPin82]

Boy...
When i was a teen my uncle was stealing our video game systems and sellin them off
Older brother and sister having kids all up in parents apt.
Hot water never working in winter
Elevator ALWAYS broke living on 11th floor
Mentally ill muthafukkas all outiside the building screaming and yelling and shyt
Parents never home
Get shot cause some muthafukka thought you was someone else fukkin with his girl

Poor Peter

 

[MidniteJay]

I mean, dude is just a teenager and gotta deal with all this shyt all of a sudden


Boy in AP calculus but at 4pm he can't even go home and take a nap cause he gotta ruin a diabolical scheme



Smh, in high school I was only worried about girls and graduating, not this superhero shyt.

I give breh props. I don't think I'd be a superhero if I got super powers as a teen or even now. I'd be trying to get p*ssy too and try to stunt in sports without revealing my abilities. If I witness folks in danger I'd tried to help out but I wouldn't go out my way to make a disguise and make ing my life.

 

[Norrin Radd]

With great power comes great responsibility

 

[Supercoolmayo]

I give breh props. I don't think I'd be a superhero if I got super powers as a teen or even now. I'd be trying to get p*ssy too and try to stunt in sports without revealing my abilities. If I witness folks in danger I'd tried to help out but I wouldn't go out my way to make a disguise and make ing my life.

If you don't have a secret identity, papaorzi/stalkers gonna follow you.

Villians gonna target your family

 

[HipHopStan]

I mean, dude is just a teenager and gotta deal with all this shyt all of a sudden


Boy in AP calculus but at 4pm he can't even go home and take a nap cause he gotta ruin a diabolical scheme



Smh, in high school I was only worried about girls and graduating, not this superhero shyt.

And then he's got to go home and finish that project/homework otherwise he'll fail.

I give breh props. I don't think I'd be a superhero if I got super powers as a teen or even now. I'd be trying to get p*ssy too and try to stunt in sports without revealing my abilities. If I witness folks in danger I'd tried to help out but I wouldn't go out my way to make a disguise and make ing my life.

If you've ever read Spiderman: Reign, Mary Jane dies due to Peter's radioactive semen.

 

[PoPimp84]

Uncle Ben

 

[Colin X]

And then he's got to go home and finish that project/homework otherwise he'll fail.


If you've ever read Spiderman: Reign, Mary Jane dies due to Peter's radioactive semen.

Breh I bet other kids HATED having him as a partner for projects on some

"But Mrs., Peter NEVER finishes his part"

 

[Supa cat]

And then he's got to go home and finish that project/homework otherwise he'll fail.


If you've ever read Spiderman: Reign, Mary Jane dies due to Peter's radioactive semen.

He nut in her face and she melted?

 

[chico25]

I give breh props. I don't think I'd be a superhero if I got super powers as a teen or even now. I'd be trying to get p*ssy too and try to stunt in sports without revealing my abilities. If I witness folks in danger I'd tried to help out but I wouldn't go out my way to make a disguise and make ing my life.

He started out trying to get money and p*ssy, then a guy he could have stopped killed his uncle so he decided to fight crime so that shyt didn't happen again.

 

[MikelArteta]

Id be a stud qb, never getting sacked and using my agility to son everyone with ease

 

[NoGutsNoGLory]

Boy...
When i was a teen my uncle was stealing our video game systems and sellin them off
Older brother and sister having kids all up in parents apt.
Hot water never working in winter
Elevator ALWAYS broke living on 11th floor
Mentally ill muthafukkas all outiside the building screaming and yelling and shyt
Parents never home
Get shot cause some muthafukka thought you was someone else fukkin with his girl

Poor Peter

I'd take those problems over having to fight this thing haunting my dreams any day breh

 

[Kd35brah]

If you've ever read Spiderman: Reign, Mary Jane dies due to Peter's radioactive semen.

What kind of writing is this?

Why would they ever release that?

 

[notPsychosiz]

I mean, dude is just a teenager and gotta deal with all this shyt all of a sudden


Boy in AP calculus but at 4pm he can't even go home and take a nap cause he gotta ruin a diabolical scheme



Smh, in high school I was only worried about girls and graduating, not this superhero shyt.

Its kinda too bad they made him that young, cause in the comics he is the same age as Jessica Jones. (They went to the same school.)
In fact she was on the field trip with him when he got bit by the radioactive spider...

So that was a really good opportunity to get the Marvel Netflix stuff some more shine.

Oh well, I'm sure the young spidey will be ok though.

 

[notPsychosiz]

Breh I bet other kids HATED having him as a partner for projects on some

"But Mrs., Peter NEVER finishes his part"

Except Science class.

Peter doesnt have time to do the homework cause he is off being spiderman... but his teacher doesnt have time to read it and grade it cause his teacher is off being the Lizard... so I guess he just passes everybody.