okocharuud
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Knew it was over when her Dad called me an said I had to convert to muslim before I can be accepted in her family
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I Knew It Was Over When....
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duckbutta
eienaar van mans
1st real GF I ever had...when we went out to dinner one time and did not say one fukking word to each other in the car...at dinner...or on the way home...pretty much both just ate and stared off into space like 
2nd real GF I ever had...when i told her i was going out with some friends and she was like "no your not"
...through her out right on the spot
3rd real GF...this one right here really hurt cause i really luuuddd dat girl mane
...but she became a straight up coke head and it was my fault 
...this was toward the end of my heavy drug use...cause i was a straight up drug abuser but i was a functional one...i had been doing so many drugs for so long that breakfast use to be a line of coke and a cup of vodka and sprite...then i would go to a big time engineering company and do extremely difficult engineering work like it was nothing...and she started using to and that shyt just got her all strung out ...and i tell myself i tried to help her but really i bailed on her
...after we broke up she got her life together and i was still htting it on the side and she came over one time and in the middle of 
she was just like "nah stop i can't do this...you are bad...you almost ruined my life i can't talk to you anymore 
...shyt had me like 
... i fukking sit in my room and cried for like a week straight...i lost all types of weight behind that shyt...i remember having to fold the top of my boxers down just to keep them up cause i got so skinny
Get the former love of your life hooked on coke then leave her then have her hate you brehs
2nd real GF I ever had...when i told her i was going out with some friends and she was like "no your not"
...through her out right on the spot 3rd real GF...this one right here really hurt cause i really luuuddd dat girl mane
...but she became a straight up coke head and it was my fault ...this was toward the end of my heavy drug use...cause i was a straight up drug abuser but i was a functional one...i had been doing so many drugs for so long that breakfast use to be a line of coke and a cup of vodka and sprite...then i would go to a big time engineering company and do extremely difficult engineering work like it was nothing...and she started using to and that shyt just got her all strung out ...and i tell myself i tried to help her but really i bailed on her...after we broke up she got her life together and i was still htting it on the side and she came over one time and in the middle of she was just like "nah stop i can't do this...you are bad...you almost ruined my life i can't talk to you anymore ...shyt had me like ... i fukking sit in my room and cried for like a week straight...i lost all types of weight behind that shyt...i remember having to fold the top of my boxers down just to keep them up cause i got so skinnyGet the former love of your life hooked on coke then leave her then have her hate you brehs
martin payne
All Star
When she got mad at me for going to the casino without her and told me "You're so godamn selfish, that must be the white coming out of you"
61 Corpses
The Breh
My college sweetheart, when she said she was moving to Jersey to go to Rutgers for her masters
My oldest childs mother, when we both started spending more time apart and with our "friends" from work
My oldest childs mother, when we both started spending more time apart and with our "friends" from work
Exiled Martian
Was young I couldn't do good, now I can't do Bad
Brehs Just so you know
....When a girl replies with 'awww thanks' it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone you just tried to escape from
Trust me I found out first hand
....When a girl replies with 'awww thanks' it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone you just tried to escape from
Trust me I found out first hand
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
The chick i dated before i met my wife, she was a Jesus freak AND she was a virgin that wasn't even thinking of letting me even smell that puss before marriage. at first i was like 
, i can break this bytch down and get them draws. she asked me to go to church with her and i was like "ok, no prob." during service i was like 
. i was positive that she was part of a cult. weirdest church i had ever been to. but i kept up with my mission to get them panny drawz. had her at the crib one night on my bed with her skirt up dry humping the shyt out of her and sucking them titties 
. i knew i was in there. got the panties down and was rubbing my dikk between those lips and just as i started to penetrate, she snapped out of it and got up and ran to the bathroom. she stayed in my bathroom for 2 hours crying and praying 
. i finally got fed up with trying to talk to her through the door and i got a wire hanger and unlocked the door, thew her clothes at her and . she called me about 2 weeks later apologizing for what happened and asked could she take me out to dinner. i said ok because i really liked her, so i went. i met her at this Chinese restaurant and when i got to the table, i saw her AND her mother sitting there 
. the only way i can describe her mother is this:
just totally irrational and disconnected from reality. and she was a HUUUUGE bible thumper. so i sat down slowly like
because i knew that this bytch was about to be on some bullshyt. first thing she said was that i was going to have to make a decision. because her daughter will NOT be associated with someone that has different beliefs than her and her family (mind you, this girl is 21 years old 
). that was the last straw for me. i got up, drank the last swallow of my lemonade, threw $10 on the table, and walked away without saying a word. ol girl called me about 100 times that day, and i ignored all of her calls. i was kinda mad too because i didn't get a chance to hit that. if her mama would have minded her own business, i could have hit that shyt 
and she was BAAD too. light skinned, red hair (and the drapes matched the carpet ) and fine as shyt 
. ahh well....
, i can break this bytch down and get them draws. she asked me to go to church with her and i was like "ok, no prob." during service i was like . i was positive that she was part of a cult. weirdest church i had ever been to. but i kept up with my mission to get them panny drawz. had her at the crib one night on my bed with her skirt up dry humping the shyt out of her and sucking them titties . i knew i was in there. got the panties down and was rubbing my dikk between those lips and just as i started to penetrate, she snapped out of it and got up and ran to the bathroom. she stayed in my bathroom for 2 hours crying and praying . i finally got fed up with trying to talk to her through the door and i got a wire hanger and unlocked the door, thew her clothes at her and . she called me about 2 weeks later apologizing for what happened and asked could she take me out to dinner. i said ok because i really liked her, so i went. i met her at this Chinese restaurant and when i got to the table, i saw her AND her mother sitting there . the only way i can describe her mother is this:just totally irrational and disconnected from reality. and she was a HUUUUGE bible thumper. so i sat down slowly like
). that was the last straw for me. i got up, drank the last swallow of my lemonade, threw $10 on the table, and walked away without saying a word. ol girl called me about 100 times that day, and i ignored all of her calls. i was kinda mad too because i didn't get a chance to hit that. if her mama would have minded her own business, i could have hit that shyt and she was BAAD too. light skinned, red hair (and the drapes matched the carpet ) and fine as shyt . ahh well....