I know I shouldn't snitch on my cheatin' homie, but...

[patscorpio]

Aight, so, me and my homie like prankin each other. One day, i went up to his job at lunch and hid in the back of his suburban(he always leaves his doors unlocked at work).

Him and some nikka get in and they drive off. The dude in the passenger seat said "go to the car wash and park in one of the stalls." I'm thinkin they bout to smoke. The car stops in the stall and i hear a zipper Then, all i heard was suckin and slurpin. My homie gettin his dikk sucked and sayin "damn nikka, ima make u my bottom bytch".

Then, i hear a bangin on the window. "FREEZE"

It's the fukkin police. They pull them out the 'Burban and start searchin it and eventually pull me out. Now Im in the paper tied in to THEIR sodomy incident.

at this sick ass story

 

[BurnSlow]

Aight, so, me and my homie like prankin each other. One day, i went up to his job at lunch and hid in the back of his suburban(he always leaves his doors unlocked at work).

Him and some nikka get in and they drive off. The dude in the passenger seat said "go to the car wash and park in one of the stalls." I'm thinkin they bout to smoke. The car stops in the stall and i hear a zipper Then, all i heard was suckin and slurpin. My homie gettin his dikk sucked and sayin "damn nikka, ima make u my bottom bytch".

Then, i hear a bangin on the window. "FREEZE"

It's the fukkin police. They pull them out the 'Burban and start searchin it and eventually pull me out. Now Im in the paper tied in to THEIR sodomy incident.

Damn, this shyt like an onion with all them layers. How you have a plot twist in a muhfukkin paragraph? Bananas

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Buckeye The GOAT

 

[KplusK]

yeah my dude i don't think you tell her comes across like you want her
ole she too good for him that should be me ass Nikka

 

[KplusK]

Aight, so, me and my homie like prankin each other. One day, i went up to his job at lunch and hid in the back of his suburban(he always leaves his doors unlocked at work).

Him and some nikka get in and they drive off. The dude in the passenger seat said "go to the car wash and park in one of the stalls." I'm thinkin they bout to smoke. The car stops in the stall and i hear a zipper Then, all i heard was suckin and slurpin. My homie gettin his dikk sucked and sayin "damn nikka, ima make u my bottom bytch".

Then, i hear a bangin on the window. "FREEZE"

It's the fukkin police. They pull them out the 'Burban and start searchin it and eventually pull me out. Now Im in the paper tied in to THEIR sodomy incident.

what other kind of pranks you've pulled on him or he pulled on you
thats sound like some straight out of a will ferrel movie scene

 

[BedRoomI'z]

He gets yall everytime

 

[Silkk]

This fn guy

 

[Leasy]

Aight, so, me and my homie like prankin each other. One day, i went up to his job at lunch and hid in the back of his suburban(he always leaves his doors unlocked at work).

Him and some nikka get in and they drive off. The dude in the passenger seat said "go to the car wash and park in one of the stalls." I'm thinkin they bout to smoke. The car stops in the stall and i hear a zipper Then, all i heard was suckin and slurpin. My homie gettin his dikk sucked and sayin "damn nikka, ima make u my bottom bytch".

Then, i hear a bangin on the window. "FREEZE"

It's the fukkin police. They pull them out the 'Burban and start searchin it and eventually pull me out. Now Im in the paper tied in to THEIR sodomy incident.