I lost out on some ***** the other day

[gangreen]

So I take this girl I have been seeing for like two week. .

Curly hair with that innocent look to her.

But she is not the type to give it up right away she told me this.

So last Saturday, I take her to buffalo wild wings. We share a plate of Mango Habanero wings since we both like it spicy.

We chalking it up, laughing the whole night and she is feeling me right.

We get to the car and I was driving her home but we get lost along the way and I stop the car to get the GPS going.

Then she starts to give me the look, biting her bottom lip, I go for the kill and start kissing her.

She kisses back, I insert my tongue in her mouth. she is receptive.

After about ten minutes of this, we drive back to her apartment with my hands on her thighs which eventually led to me rubbing her coooch through her leggings.

I park in front of her building, by that time we were hot and heavy into it. Tonguing, rubbing, gropping jerking with the Windows fogging up, by now my only worry was the police knocking on the window but I didn't care.

She then takes off her leggings and she is only in her panties now, I wanted to go upstairs (Don't need a public indecency charge on me) but I didn't want to ruin the moment, so I played along.

She then pushes my hand down to her p*ssy under neath the panties and I proceed to finger her. We were doing this like five minutes.

then she says



Her: ............ It is burning

Me: .. what is burning? ... *proceeding to work the magic with my fingers*

Her: My Coooch is burning

Me: *Thinking This chick got some STD*

Her: Stop!!! Did you wash her hands after we ate those wings

Me: I wiped them clean

Her: *sucks her teeth* I got to go upstairs. *puts on her leggings and boots and proceeds to run upstairs *




She didn't come back after like an hour, I call her, she didn't pick up. Don't remember her exact apartment number so I didn't go in looking for her. I then leave.

Tried to call her again the past three days and she didn't pick up. I left a voice message on Sunday night no return (I only left one voice message, didn't want to go into stalker territory) . After today I am not calling anymore.


and damn I lost out on the p*ssy.

idk brehs and ladies, I don't know why she is acting like this, I made a honest mistake.

 

[TRUEST]

the chick in ur picture is ugly as sh1t. and if thats her, that hair aint real...which takes off more points.

but anyway, i'm never a fan of trying to smash after eating, especially if this is ur first time fuccking the b1tch. unless the b1tch is on some exotic angelic status with her beauty, any barf or ungodly sounds from her would be an instant turnoff.

 

[BruhMayne]

You lost out on some dirty p*ssy. File that under the win column

 

[illadope]

Yall are idiots.

 

[DamonDashsRocAFellaChain]

lol at this story.

you guys dont wash your hands after dinner?

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

lol @ you burning that chick


habenero mango sauce does sound good though

 

[gangreen]

lol at this story.

you guys dont wash your hands after dinner?

Never did breh, washing your hands after dinner. thats weird. especially when I am eating out, wipe my hands on the napkins that they give you, pay the bill then i'm out.

Thinking about it buffalo wild wings should provide those lemon hand cleanser packets. I could have burned my own Johnson.

the chick in ur picture is ugly as sh1t. and if thats her, that hair aint real...which takes off more points.

but anyway, i'm never a fan of trying to smash after eating, especially if this is ur first time fuccking the b1tch. unless the b1tch is on some exotic angelic status with her beauty, any barf or ungodly sounds from her would be an instant turnoff.

That's Teyanna Taylor
her face is kind of suspect in a way, body is perfect tho

but this chick I was messing with doesn't really look like her (The chick I was with is mixed half white half black (that hair is real, she let me run my fingers through it )). , her body is similar tho.

You lost out on some dirty p*ssy. File that under the win column

Perhaps but I took a L at that moment . I was ready to smash that after two weeks.

lol @ you burning that chick


habenero mango sauce does sound good though

Yea, those wings were on point

 

[George Gooney]

ida been tight if i lost out on some p*ssy from doing some absent minded shyt like that too breh.

 

[powerager]

you didnt' think to grab some wet wipes before you left bruh

 

[Crakface]

You a nasty mutha fukkuh boy. Touchin dirty door handles, nasty tables, hot wings, dusty car handles, your filthy steering wheel, then you just gonna go head and stick that radioactive finger in her p*ssy huh? Amateur night at the Apollo ass nikka. PH balance probably flatlined off that shyt. Next time you see her she gonna have a voice like Darth Vader and chest hair. Guess we know why they call you gang green now. This nikka finger poppin bytches with algae. L.

 

[newworldafro]

 

[gangreen]

You a nasty mutha fukkuh boy. Touchin dirty door handles, nasty tables, hot wings, dusty car handles, your filthy steering wheel, then you just gonna go head and stick that radioactive finger in her p*ssy huh? Amateur night at the Apollo ass nikka. PH balance probably flatlined off that shyt. Next time you see her she gonna have a voice like Darth Vader and chest hair. L.

at that darth vader and chest hair.

but at the rest of your ass comment.

Let me guess you use hand sanitizer and wear rubber gloves in the heat of the moment

 

[Crakface]

at that darth vader and chest hair.

but at the rest of your ass comment.

Let me guess you use hand sanitizer and wear rubber gloves in the heat of the moment

Get the wet wipes at the dinner table and or wash hands in bathroom

Open doors with my dirty hand.

Drive with dirty hand

Finger pop bytch with clean hand.



You gotta be a little more considerate to the hoes. You gonna be all when you penetrate the bytch for the first time and p*ssy like TSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[dltfh]

 

[dltfh]

Yeah I think you need to take the L on that one and move on...