Cool J's worst lyrical offense is Milky Cereal. Let's take a look at the ending of the 1st verse to begin:
She took me to her crib, threw me on the couch
I woke up the next morning with a spoon in my mouth
Now in the context of this song what exactly does spoon mean brehs? What does a woman have on her body that could be compared to a spoon? Closest I can come up with is either a nipple or one of those deflated banana titties crackhead bytches have. Aight then but wait, LL mentions a spoon again in the next verse:
She had a robe with the velour's material
Her pops woke up, I said, "Hello Mr. Cereal!"
“I came this morning to deliver the paper"
He said, "Stop frontin', I know you caught the vapors
That's my daughter, so save your croonin'
You better find another bowl of cereal to stick your spoon in"
Hmm now things are clarified a little bit. The father's family name is Cereal therefore so is his daughter's. A milky complexion jawn that LL is fukking. So common sense tells us that the the bowl on Miss Cereal is her p*ssy and then obviously the spoon has to be LL's dikk.... r-r-right?
So WTF you talking about waking up with a spoon in your mouth GOAT?
the ONLY thing I could think of that the first reference meant was a literal spoon...like she cooked him breakfast or some shyt when he woke up...he basically woke up to breakfast...the second one is obvious...
