I Might Be Going to Jail, brehs

[Dog Based Gremlin]

my baby momma said im crazy and she scared of being around me. I never hit her, i just grabbed her cell phone aggressively and she fell over

can she lie on me and send me to jail?

we had a big domenstic dispute over the weekend

Spoiler

will my boooty hole be invaded in jail?

 

[Supa cat]

Go to prison and get wifed brehs

 

[Hi!]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Not fit for jail life....

At all.

I have no problem admitting my fear of prison.

Ain't about that life whatsoever.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

its really not ducktales

she mad at her family bout something, she was messing with me taking it out on me thinking im soft and i said "yo leave me alone, stop putting your family issues on me" and she turrned all hood and aggressive on me like "what if i dont leave u alone, what u gonna do about it?"

so i ripped her cell phone out her hand and she held on and she fell over and saying "u hurt me, u are psycho, im hurt"




and today, she said she fears for her life around me

 

[Mac Brown]

my baby momma said im crazy and she scared of being around me. I never hit her, i just grabbed her cell phone aggressively and she fell over

can she lie on me and send me to jail?

we had a big domenstic dispute over the weekend

Spoiler

will my boooty hole be invaded in jail?

calm down......you ain't going to jail..

 

[Blackout]

Personality > Looks team wins yet again.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

calm down......you ain't going to jail..

what makes u so sure? i feel like she tries to take my kid from me and one way of doing it is making me mad enough to slip up and call victim and have them racist cops beatin me with the billie club

 

[Mac Brown]

what makes u so sure? i feel like she tries to take my kid from me and one way of doing it is making me mad enough to slip up and call victim and have them racist cops beatin me with the billie club

When did this happen, and did she call the cops and press charges that same night? Plus, this is the most common call for police, they DO NOT take everyone to jail for this, shyt is too overcrowded.

Again, calm down... and act cold and nonchalant when she riles you up.

 

[mannyrs13]

Damn, and you had just gotten into some shyt over her back in the summer.

Why she gotta do you like that man?

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

When did this happen, and did she call the cops and press charges that same night? Plus, this is the most common call for police, they DO NOT take everyone to jail for this, shyt is too overcrowded.

Again, calm down... and act cold and nonchalant when she riles you up.

naw it happened on like Friday night

she was mad at her family member but she too much of a bytch to confront her so she took it out on me and kept fukkin wit me while i was watching tv. I didnt even do it all hard but she definitely did fall.

 

[Boolean]

I never hit her, i just grabbed her cell phone aggressively and she fell over

take shower gel with you nikka

 

[Da Jungles]

Chill pimp....she'll be swallowing you soon

 

[JetFueledThoughts]

Damn, this isn't jail time but I wish you the best w/ your situation sir

 

[Lewis Black]

Seen all islands caymans to rikers